FoolFighter

JK Rowlings stole my penis!

[Mia @MiaTheStray]

#LastThingIRememberIWas checking back in 😈😏

[FoolFighter @BoolFighter]

#LastThingIRememberIWas a dark haired vixen offered us a drink.

[FoolFighter @BoolFighter]

As usual I’ll probably be late on the first day of #MyPostApocalypseJob

[Mia @MiaTheStray]

#MyPostApocalypseJob keeping the Halloween Spirit alive 🎃👻

[FoolFighter @BoolFighter]

#MyPostApocalypseJob will be eating yummy braaaiiinss!!

[B erry Andino ホビット @GhostoftheShire]

This is the second time in my life Optimus Prime died and I am not okay

[Cristian Vancouver @vancouvercris]

Cher en su casa ahora mismo

[Strictly 4 My X’ers @Lizzs_Lockeroom]

RIP Peter Cullen 🥹🕊💙

"I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here. We are waiting."

[Gully @Artyboy00038262]

#WhenToPlayRockPaperScissors when no one can decide who tells the grandchildren about Nanna

[FoolFighter @BoolFighter]

#WhenToPlayRockPaperScissors is decided by rock paper scissors

[Mia @MiaTheStray]

I hope #NobodySuspectedThe fart was mine. I can’t lose another job over this 😭🤣

[Mike Torrington. 🙄😶 @torrington_mike]

#NobodySuspectedThe
Spanish Inquisition...

[FoolFighter @BoolFighter]

I have a surreal scene of forgotten icons #HiddenInMyAttic

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

In my prayers, I often remember the Democratic Republic of the Congo, especially in light of the spread of the Ebola epidemic, which is sadly claiming many lives. I encourage on the part of the international community a response that also involves local communities in efforts of prevention, so that many human lives may be saved.

[FoolFighter @BoolFighter]

Mmmmmm. It’s so awesome that horse meat is coming to a freezer section near you!!

[Curious10665 🇺🇸 @curious10665]

I could have gone the rest of my life without knowing the description of horse meat.

My gawd what’s happening in America

[Shegun 🌪️🌟 @ShegunTweets]

this was real comedy, the kind that actually made you laugh

[Mia @MiaTheStray]

You didn’t hear it from me…. 🤐😬

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Evil cannot be overcome with evil. On earth as in heaven, love is the law of life and the way of redemption, the way of the crucified Messiah. In opposition to the false realism that rearms minds, words, and nations, Catholic culture must today offer the realism of mercy, according to which there can be no enemies. Everyone, even our adversaries, is a brother or sister to be looked in the eye and encountered in truth. #PastoralVisit #Rimini

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me think this photo with me new friend Harrison Ford belongs in a museum. Me want to remember this moment forever and ever. 💙

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

I renew my appeal for an end to the ongoing violence against the Palestinian civilian population in the West Bank, and I urgently call on the international community to work toward advancing the two-state solution, for a just and lasting peace.