Knoxie

if you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first, invent the Universe...

[Knoxie @boomboxknox]

Pulled pork BBQ sandwich. Too legit to quit. #rvadine #rvafood #rva #chefsoninstagram… https://t.co/KZwzjPa3wB

[Knoxie @boomboxknox]

Been a work in progress but back in the saddle. More to come and only getting better. Thank you… https://t.co/HRf9MbDkwL

[Knoxie @boomboxknox]

I'm back at it again. New challenge. New opportunity. rudysmushrooms #rvadine #rvafood #rva #lox… https://t.co/6WIKXAXREY

[Knoxie @boomboxknox]

Does a racehorse use the bathroom any different than a regular horse? #2cents

[Knoxie @boomboxknox]

I think I spit in public too much ... #2cents

[Knoxie @boomboxknox]

The moment in life when you realize it would be wise to add Rogaine to your budget. #2cents #awfuck

[Knoxie @boomboxknox]

Video stores & answering machines are the new, “I walked 15 miles in the snow to get to school” #2cents

[Knoxie @boomboxknox]

I had the most wonderful dream last night that I got a vasectomy #2cents

[Knoxie @boomboxknox]

Kick some ass. Kiss some Aliens. #2cents

[Knoxie @boomboxknox]

I’m no English major but shouldn’t it be I never understand instead of I never understood? #2cents

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

And look, I’m 1/2 Italian. There’re better Italians to give a day to! How bout Alan Alda? We all like him, right? I’d love an Alan Alda Day.

[Knoxie @boomboxknox]

I set a reminder alarm for the next day to not freak out after using the bathroom when I have eaten beets for dinner #2cents

[Knoxie @boomboxknox]

I realized I forgot my grocery list. Luckily someone left theirs in the cart so I just used that one instead. #2cents

[Knoxie @boomboxknox]

Whenever I pee at a wedding with unisex bathrooms I will lift the seat before I go and put it back down when done. #gentleman #2cents

[Knoxie @boomboxknox]

Raiders vs. Redskins | NFL Week 3 Game Highlights @BillyTruelove #neverforget https://t.co/7RQtJ3wFXm

[Knoxie @boomboxknox]

@BillyTruelove getting more and more nervous about our @Redskins offense but think our D may score for them.

[Laughable @laughable]

For comedy geeks / masochists... CEO/Janitor @nedkenney wrote about the principles guiding Laughable's evolution:
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[Knoxie @boomboxknox]

Every kid's dream come true. #2cents

[Knoxie @boomboxknox]

In general I find emojis to be basically useless. Talk to me when you develop a sarcastic emoji. Or just send me an emoji that says you have

[Knoxie @boomboxknox]

I'm confused. How is kneeling down making a stand? Aren't they completely opposite? #2cents