#boomerfail

Waste lots, want lots.

[#boomerfail @boomerfail]

Boomers gonna Boomer. https://t.co/jHeHwD4QrH

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Just got 49 flu shots for $1.99 at Costco.

[#boomerfail @boomerfail]

Where is the lie. https://t.co/LMTm4yS4L4

[#boomerfail @boomerfail]

Lay off! Surely he was saving taxpayers money with all those free hours that came with the CD. https://t.co/nRxRR0Wv4s

[Peter Daou @peterdaou]

UNBELIEVABLE. It appears Mike Pence used his AOL email to discuss "sensitive matters and homeland security issues." https://t.co/BU5p2SDTbk

[#boomerfail @boomerfail]

#boomerproof Christmas card.

[#boomerfail @boomerfail]

@WCCO if the carry-on allowance was a garage-sized unit per boomer, they'd fly more. In the end, one more thing to blame on their kids.

[#boomerfail @boomerfail]

Boomer drafting to-do list on plane:

1) Take a walk
2) Breathe
3) Return library books
4) Sleep (on back)

[#boomerfail @boomerfail]

We can complain about manspreading all we want, but boomerspreading is a far worse cultural sickness.

[#boomerfail @boomerfail]

The lady who got a ride to the gate won't stop pacing before her flight. Airport boomers are the fucking worst.

[#boomerfail @boomerfail]

Dialing 411 from an iPhone to find a phone number.

[#boomerfail @boomerfail]

Tai chi at the airport.

[#boomerfail @boomerfail]

Taking my stress balls and going home. To bed. With a jar of peanut butter. And klonopin.

[#boomerfail @boomerfail]

@bobrsam and we need some kale chips.

[#boomerfail @boomerfail]

And boomers are just, well, hungry. https://t.co/kX2IRPhCd3

[Bob Roark @bobrsam]

Millennials Are Hungry For Feedback On Their Work - https://t.co/ljVbZQ6eIv

[#boomerfail @boomerfail]

So what you're saying is, black holes are baby boomers. https://t.co/P3uAnVb6ga

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The more stars a black hole consumes, the larger it becomes.

[#boomerfail @boomerfail]

#4: may have destroyed planet by retirement age. https://t.co/3JIQCxb2Ag

[Pioneer Press @PioneerPress]

Three retirement challenges for baby boomers https://t.co/FnHvukFekE

[Teewee @Chloestylo]

Don't drive up to a pharmacy window and expect to place an order.. apparently, they don't do that.

[#boomerfail @boomerfail]

Trekking poles. In a museum.

[martin kelner @martinkelner]

My barber is in favour of #Brexit, but I need to talk to a couple more taxi drivers before I make up my mind