Boone

Kool & The Gang fan account • BLM• he/him • #LFGM

[Boone @boonemclaughlin]

If our wedding portraits aren't going to look like this, I don't want it

[New York Mets @Mets]

HOW ‘BOUT THIS TEAM??? #MetsWin #LGM

[Boone @boonemclaughlin]

Some day I'm going to write a tell-some book, "all" just seems like a lot

[Boone @boonemclaughlin]

You're telling me corn fed this boy?

[Boone @boonemclaughlin]

Spending my limited phone battery and cell service correcting misquotes on King of the Hill fan accounts

[Boone @boonemclaughlin]

I was given two Silly Guy genes instead

[Boone @boonemclaughlin]

I was born without that gene that makes you good at things

[Boone @boonemclaughlin]

*in the style of Johnny Cash's cover of Hurt by NIN*

I cranked my hog today

[Boone @boonemclaughlin]

Jailbroke my neuralink so I can finally do math in my head instead of on my fingers

[Boone @boonemclaughlin]

Don't invite me over to your place if you don't have any trees to climb

[Boone @boonemclaughlin]

In the gym ripping Cadbury eggs before each set like they're smelling salts

[Boone @boonemclaughlin]

The turtles at the park are NOT free to take. I'm selling them for $20 each, firm.

[Boone @boonemclaughlin]

Absolutely I still use emojis. How else am I supposed to convey emotions, words? Grow up.

[Boone @boonemclaughlin]

I want to have a show like Guy Fieri but where I eat at every restaurant shaped like a boat

[Eyes On Cinema @RealEOC]

#RIP William Friedkin (August 29, 1935 - August 7, 2023).

[Boone @boonemclaughlin]

using the term "adult beverage" without even a whiff of irony

[Boone @boonemclaughlin]

@Kenny_Gibson I'll put in the work.

[Boone @boonemclaughlin]

All my life I wanted to be a Danzco dad

[Boone @boonemclaughlin]

Don't care about your horoscope, are you a cream man or an ointment man

[Boone @boonemclaughlin]

@Crisheight Or I'd go stupid on some dolsot bibimbap

[Boone @boonemclaughlin]

Always wanted to eat "a whole mess of" something

[Boone @boonemclaughlin]

@Crisheight I'm thinking crab