Chloe 🐈‍⬛

🦋 twitch streamer, gamer, booknerd, cosplayer, baker, writer 🦋 I tweet funny things sometimes ✉ [email protected] 💖

[Chloe 🐈‍⬛ @boopcreate]

My LONGEST YouTube video ever is now up (it’s over an hour long!!) please give it a watch and let me know what y’all think! 👀

[Chloe 🐈‍⬛ @boopcreate]

@JBKSchlossberg What’s stopping you from doing all 4 ideas yourself?

[Chloe 🐈‍⬛ @boopcreate]

@JBKSchlossberg @SenSchumer Jack can you please interview Chuck’s good friends Joe and Eileen Bailey?

[Chloe 🐈‍⬛ @boopcreate]

@RepBrandonGill What’s the point of having elections when a lone unelected South African billionaire immigrant can dictate the policy and operations of the Legislative branch?

These unelected billionaires must be stopped, or we don’t have a Republic anymore.

[Chloe 🐈‍⬛ @boopcreate]

@JBKSchlossberg Jack, I will invite you as my guest to an exclusive members-only club known as “Costco.” $1.50 hot dogs. Free food samples. French champagne for cheap.

[Chloe 🐈‍⬛ @boopcreate]

@RepBrandonGill @IlhanMN America would be a better place if @tedcruz were deported back to Canada.

[Chloe 🐈‍⬛ @boopcreate]

@RepBrandonGill We should have never let Ted Cruz into our country.

[Chloe 🐈‍⬛ @boopcreate]

@JBKSchlossberg Jack why was your profile offline for a few hours, I was DYING. Don’t let the egg sucker silence you!

[Chloe 🐈‍⬛ @boopcreate]

@JBKSchlossberg Elon Musk is counting his dick (and egg) sucking time into his work week. If you subtract that, he’s barely clocking in 30 hours on a good week.

[Chloe 🐈‍⬛ @boopcreate]

@JBKSchlossberg Disagree with this take. He’s not filling the underrepresented group of animal murderers and abusers in the cabinet since Kristi Noem just got appointed!

[Jack Schlossberg @JBKSchlossberg]

Ambassador Caroline Kennedy’s statement to the US Senate on RFKJr’s nomination for HHS Secretary

This is a reading of a letter she just sent to Senate Committee on Health, Education, Labor and Pensions

I’m so proud of my courageous mother, who’s lived a life of dignity, integrity and service.

she’s the kindest funnest smartest you’ll ever meet.

[Chloe 🐈‍⬛ @boopcreate]

@JBKSchlossberg Anxiously awaiting for JD’s response to this post

[Chloe 🐈‍⬛ @boopcreate]

@RepBrandonGill Biden is following U.S. flag code, it’s not that deep. Stop virtue signaling with this nonsense and just say you hate the American flag and don’t respect it.

[Chloe 🐈‍⬛ @boopcreate]

@JBKSchlossberg Unironically, I think someone could convince Trump to let you in the administration. Just don’t tell Elon or RFK Jr. and you’re golden.

[Chloe 🐈‍⬛ @boopcreate]

@JBKSchlossberg Jack please, for the love of everything good in this world, please stop posting on this hellsite. Start a blog. Send carrier pigeons. I don’t care where you go but I cannot bear to wade through this treacherous place to stay updated on the thoughts of your Emersonian mind.

[Chloe 🐈‍⬛ @boopcreate]

@JBKSchlossberg Everytime I go to Rainforest Cafe, it’s miraculously everyone’s birthday in the restaurant. Big Birthday has some explaining to do because this seems statistically improbable.

[Chloe 🐈‍⬛ @boopcreate]

@JBKSchlossberg You get it. When I say I’m a coquette I mean it in an 18th century way, a direct reference to Hannah Webster Foster’s classic novel “The Coquette.”

[Jack Schlossberg @JBKSchlossberg]

I’m completely 100% anti, against, opposed:

I am a SELF CHECKOUT ABOLITIONIST

Get rid of it. GET RID OF IT.

get rid of self checkout NOW !!

Self checkout did not work.
It’s not embarrassing, just reality.

Nothing wrong with that !!
Not everything’s about YOU

[Chloe 🐈‍⬛ @boopcreate]

@JBKSchlossberg They are trying to stop silly geese from thriving!

[Chloe 🐈‍⬛ @boopcreate]

@JBKSchlossberg I’m sorry Jack but I haven’t tried Spindrift, I’ll forever be a Pellegrino girl (a true classic).

[Chloe 🐈‍⬛ @boopcreate]

@JBKSchlossberg @RobertKennedyJr Trump is really going out of his way with these DEI hires in his cabinet… Two Russian spies!