🥥Coconut Cream🥥

🦞anti-commie, anti- whore /shitposter/WFH👩🏻‍💻/ Been to: 🇺🇸🇹🇭🇯🇵🇪🇬x3🇬🇷🗺Hawaii 08/23🌺🏝

[🥥Coconut Cream🥥 @boopmysnoot]

I miss Egypt so much 😭

[Spike @spikesguides]

@uncledoomer You jest but I could be slumbering like a pharaoh every night.

[Mini.Katana @minikatanastore]

@EverythingOOC The bird got MURDERED??? 😭😭

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

a hidden challenge of parenting is how easy it can be to momentarily forget you’re talking to a child. today my 5 year old was like “I’m so hot should we just eat more popsicles?” and I was two seconds away from being like “YES BITCH”

[Jayden @drsoap8]

never forget that until we get Deadpool 3 this is the only instance of Hugh Jackman having a comic accurate Wolverine outfit in a theatrical release

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Family Torn Between Placing Grandpa In Hospice Or Having Him Run For Senate https://t.co/zwHjF9DF45

[Cody Baier @LordShmeckie]

@WeaponNR TL;DR their copyright is set to lapse in 2024 and Disney is in such deep shit it doesn't look like they'll be able to grease enough palms to extend it even further than they already have.

[Dōgen @Dogen]

A Japanese concept a lot of Americans (Westerners in general, to be frank) can learn from: 元気が一番, or 'genki ga ichiban'

This unique phrase means, in essence, that one of the keys to a fulfilling life is health, and that health should therefore take precedent over hedonisti—wait chocolate mint whipped cream and chocolate sandwiches?

[🥥Coconut Cream🥥 @boopmysnoot]

@lporiginalg I was reeeeeeally hoping that the Tik Tok logo was just sharpie-d on & not a real tattoo… & how come every time they choose to have green hair, they pick the ugliest lime yellow color instead of a solid forest green?

[🥥Coconut Cream🥥 @boopmysnoot]

@zaelefty I genuinely knew somebody who had Turner syndrome, & she would’ve beat the shit out of me if I ever dared called her intersex instead of female

[🥥Coconut Cream🥥 @boopmysnoot]

@ZacharyBrubake4 @DailyLoud Here, educate yourself, before you talk with your foot in your mouth again

[HOWLINGWIZARD @mstlypcflwizard]

@xxclusionary the whole “i’m autistic so i can do whatever i want” thing is the whole reason we are where we are right now

[𝐆𝐄𝐄𝐙𝐘✎ツ @YoungPiccasso]

@DailyLoud When they pull up

[Bizlet @bizlet7]

It's hilarious how there is actual sworn testimony about fucking aliens and everyone is so mistrustful and cynical about the government after being lied and gaslighted so many times that they just shrug their shoulders and assume it's bullshit.

[IINK • 🖤 @IINKdotcom]

You ever see a character design and your like, God those poor, poor, POOR animators-

[George Alexopoulos @GPrime85]

"I would've hidden Anne Frank in my attic if I lived in Germany in 1942"

Bitch you were ready to report your neighbors for not wearing a mask outdoors in 2021

[🥥Coconut Cream🥥 @boopmysnoot]

@OhJammyOne @Levandov_1 How dense are you to think either side is the good guy here. Everyone sucks here, because the only answer is war is hell. This world would be so much easier if it was comprised of just black & white/good & evil, instead of a million shades of nuanced grey like it truly is

[🥥Coconut Cream🥥 @boopmysnoot]

@femaleweezerfan I take one of these meds, have been for more than a decade, but I sure as hell don’t like showing it off, especially in a Barbie font. Seems so dystopian