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[termite @booptheloop]

I feel bad for centipedes. they don't make bikes with 100 wheels

[termite @booptheloop]

I am a termite with the strength of an ant, the agility of a cricket, and the brains of a dung beetle

[termite @booptheloop]

hermit crabs are so cool. they should invent termit crabs

[termite @booptheloop]

guillermo del toro's pinocchio is great but I couldn't stop wanting to eat pinocchio the whole movie

[termite @booptheloop]

pining for some pine rn

[termite @booptheloop]

I am thankful for many things this thanksgiving. but ants are not one of them

[termite @booptheloop]

lol, stupid idiots

[termite @booptheloop]

yeah you guys better stay over there or I swear

[termite @booptheloop]

oh how the termighty have fallen

[termite @booptheloop]

there's gonna be so much wood to eat tomorrow for bonfire night in the uk 🤤

[termite @booptheloop]

dressing as a human for halloween

[termite @booptheloop]

I would prefer elon musk if he was called treelon musk

[termite @booptheloop]

status update: craving baobab

[termite @booptheloop]

I love my woodlouse wife (my woodspouse, if you will)

[termite @booptheloop]

spruce. that's it. that's the tweet.

[termite @booptheloop]

humans get ill from germs but termites get ill from germites

[termite @booptheloop]

heard rumours there's a new type of wood coming to minecraft 🤤

[termite @booptheloop]

they should get rid of presidential terms and replace them with presidential termites

[termite @booptheloop]

live, laugh, love more like burrow, bite, birch

[termite @booptheloop]

wish my mound was in the netherlands so I could try gnawing some clogs