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[lucy col @boopygrl]

we lost the plot the moment we could ask siri to flip a coin for us

[lucy col @boopygrl]

after my three year hiatus i have returned to this god forsaken app

[lucy col @boopygrl]

one republic and coldplay are the same band

[lucy col @boopygrl]

if you’re gonna get the barber motorsports tag you’re required to drive above the speed limit

[lucy col @boopygrl]

hopping back on to let everyone know i just took my prozac with my extra dirty martini

[lucy col @boopygrl]

goodbye forever i used to love this app <\3

[lucy col @boopygrl]

felt butterflies when the package store clerk said “i remember that face”

[Jack Saint @lackingsaint]

The Last of Us seems like a pretty faithful adaptation of the original game but I think it was cowardly to leave out the scene where joel gets killed 18 times in the first clicker room and considers getting a refund

[lucy col @boopygrl]

just noticed i haven’t updated with the more recent additions

[lucy col @boopygrl]

i am friends w so many people that have future baby names in their notes so i started making one.. here’s my progress

[lucy col @boopygrl]

okay i’m out

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Elon Musk confirms that Twitter’s character limit will be raised from 280 to 4000 characters.

[lucy col @boopygrl]

@kakerkom this tweet is out of pocket

[lucy col @boopygrl]

i overhear my sister trying to explain to my mom what d&d is and i hear “so it’s just a made up story”

[lucy col @boopygrl]

@ooeygooeycunt @curefan666 I’m just like you 👩‍❤️‍👩 you’re just like me

[Mike Majlak @mikemajlak]

HOW FAST DID AIRPORT SECURITY CHANGE AFTER 9/11? WHY ARE WE NOT DOING THE SAME FOR OUR KIDS?

[charming ingenue @pocarimami]

@hasanthehun I know it only covers some states but the yellowhammer fund is a good start for Mississippi, Alabama, and Florida

https://t.co/qu1HYOyVan

[lucy col @boopygrl]

just saw a really hot fireman painting a fire hydrant cutest thing I’ve ever seen

[lucy col @boopygrl]

you’re a real birmingham native if you were in attendance to the homeshake show at the firehouse

[pico @PicoThaGuyYo]

@jaden