Simon

❤ proud husband of @skybluemandylou Love the Yamaha MT09, motorsport, a decent red, chicken wings and #Bitcoin

[Simon @boosh_23]

@Morrisons . The baguette is now 3 days old and still soft and rubbery, any bets on how long it will last? FYI its plastic package is open but folded over.

[Simon @boosh_23]

@Morrisons my wife bought me some lovely cured meat but unfortunately to go with it she purchased one of your baked in store baguettes, it’s like a comedy rubber prop! If you’re not going to bake proper bread please stop, it’s an insult to bakers!

[Simon @boosh_23]

@Morrisons That should say now over 30 hours.
I will update in the morning if this plastic bread is still soft!

[Simon @boosh_23]

To add to this @morrisons it’s not over 30 hours since purchase, the Morrisons baguette is still soft and rubbery! Just how many preservatives do you put in these? Traditional bread would be hard and stale by now. Let’s see how long this plastic monstrosity lasts shall we!

[Simon @boosh_23]

. @British_Airways
Bit embarrassing considering even EasyJet & Ryanair can this part right!

[Simon @boosh_23]

@skybluemandylou 🤮

[Simon @boosh_23]

@skybluemandylou Oooh, that doesn’t sound good!

[Simon @boosh_23]

@skybluemandylou That’s nasty, it looks like electrical tape on the shoulders!

[Simon @boosh_23]

@m&s I’ve just tried your Best ever prawn toast and I have to say it’s the best prawn toast I’ve ever had! Now I have to buy more of them.

[Simon @boosh_23]

@skybluemandylou 😂

[Simon @boosh_23]

@skybluemandylou Well that does’t look nice at all!

[Simon @boosh_23]

@skybluemandylou Hahaha that’s true!

[Simon @boosh_23]

@skybluemandylou 😂😂😂

[Simon @boosh_23]

@skybluemandylou 🥰 thanks ☺️

[Simon @boosh_23]

@SkyHelpTeam . How many pieces of evidence do you need? I’ve got plenty for you.

[Simon @boosh_23]

. This is now a daily occurrence! Can’t wait to leave Sky @SkyHelpTeam

[Simon @boosh_23]

@SkyHelpTeam I’ve been through this process too many times now. This product is not fit for purpose and I want out of my contract early, please tell me who I need to speak to in order to make this happen. fYI it’s just happened again.

[Simon @boosh_23]

@skybluemandylou 😂😂😂

[Simon @boosh_23]

. @chicagotown I’m glad I got the double pepperoni, i don’t think single pepperoni would actually have any on it!

[Simon @boosh_23]

@skybluemandylou 👀