Vanessa

Vanessa has the sweetest and kindest of hearts. She's dainty and beautiful (except when she farts). she/hers

[Vanessa @booshy992]

Raise your hand if you also think you’d be best buds with @BraunStrowman... anybody?

[Vanessa @booshy992]

@TheSloppyBoys karaoke at Otter Bar after the show?

[Vanessa @booshy992]

@mnstatefair can you please talk with @ATT and figure out why service is so bad on the fair grounds? I couldn’t use pay phone anywhere at the fair. Everything else was perfect though! 🍗🌽🍦

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Adolf Hitler helping one of his biggest donors sell a car in 1938.

History doesn't change it just repeats.

[Vanessa @booshy992]

Someone needs to compose a musical that’s Wicked/Lord of the Rings about how misunderstood Sauron is

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

[Vanessa @booshy992]

Ultimate life goal is to write and perform a song so popular that @kellyclarkson covers it on her show

[Vanessa @booshy992]

If I ever name my future son Cosmo, know I was influenced by Fairly Odd Parents, not Seinfeld.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

😭😭

[Vanessa @booshy992]

Where can I sign up for princess lessons with @JulieAndrews

[Vanessa @booshy992]

I hate how much I love the hand heart emoji 🫶🏻

[Vanessa @booshy992]

Trump running for president is the same vibe as New York on Flavor of Love

[Vanessa @booshy992]

What happened to blimps

[Vanessa @booshy992]

Do you ever just pick out a dinner recipe because goat cheese is in it?

[Vanessa @booshy992]

I need a therapist that allows me to send them TikTok videos about mental health that I identify with because I don’t know how to talk about it or how to bring it up

[Vanessa @booshy992]

My favorite thing to do when I’m a little silly is make reservations

[Vanessa @booshy992]

32 is going out to see a local Weezer cover band at 8pm and loving every minute

[Vanessa @booshy992]

So should I get myself one regular little treat or two tiny little treats

[Vanessa @booshy992]

Asked for an extra pickle spear on the side of my burger. Got two orders of fried pickle spears. I’m thrilled!

[Vanessa @booshy992]

@HeckinSteve My mom tried miso soup. She said it was “an experience” before offering the rest to my dad.

[Vanessa @booshy992]

@chizztix There’s so many lol

[Vanessa @booshy992]

What do you do when you’re at your husband’s friend’s house and his houseplants desperately need water?