bethany

the human embodiment of two cousins putting on a play for their parents in the hopes of getting a sleepover | she/her

[bethany @boothany]

I have questions and am gonna make some twitter polls

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted the day off.

[bethany @boothany]

Girl I hung out with once just got engaged

[bethany @boothany]

I would give my left nut to have the confidence of a 48 year old lesbian

[bethany @boothany]

I guess another Trump presidency signifies my return to Twitter

[bethany @boothany]

What do you mean you’re a Republican and you have a cat? Those aren’t for you

[Nicole Rifkin🫠 @nicole_rifkin]

did she dress like a beautiful lamp to provoke john mulaney

[bethany @boothany]

You can’t write poetry like this

[JackFed @JackFedYT]

I think I’m gonna start saying extremely straight forward statements and then end it with if you know what I mean

[Theo McKenna @tmckenna1015]

"i'm a top" "i'm a bottom" okay??? i'm liesl, i'm sixteen years old, and i don't need a governess

[bethany @boothany]

2020 weddings be like:

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[illuminati hotties @illuminatihotts]

not my partner finding feminist theory that blows my mind in The Bachelor reddit

[Freddie Shanel @freddie_shanel]

your 20s are for gathering brick and wood and your 30s are all about ore and wheat

[KAI @ended_everyone]

let’s sit here & talk about life

[pb&jeremy @Pisces_Prince_]

Side view mirror so that you can keep your eye out for Selener 🙏🏾

[bethany @boothany]

Friend: I’m poly

Me, pulling out my cargo pants: well you won’t believe what I’ve got for you

[Zach @zjfrank13]

Something so sexy and mysterious about responding “I was raised Catholic” when somebody asks if I’m religious instead of just saying no

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
- if you wear wigs
- if you have worn wigs
- if you WILL wear wigs
- WHEN you will wear wigs