bootytrash

beer. bootycaps. cycling & shower pictures.

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Nothing worse than when a dog owner says “he’s just saying hi”

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Uber be like yea for $2 more this guys 800 ft away, has a Mercedes and won’t talk to you the entire way.

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I’m the twink

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Who gave this twink a Gatorade zero

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I have the opposite of anxiety, I have the opposite of Depression.

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POV you’re breaking up with me but I’m doing a raid on Pokémon GO

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When u balance your beer in your comforter but get up in a hurry and forget it was there.

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Don’t shoot the messenger…

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Which is funny because nobody seems to ask me if I give a fuck about a bitch mane, which I do but no one asked, so.

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Puts on You by Glossier before going to give a painting quote.

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Oh the high you get from letting someone borrow your tools..

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Stop trying to make measles happen, it’s not going to happen

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Sneezed O’Connor, is that something.

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Margarita pilled

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Im looking for responsible candidates to split an HBO now account. Please message me if interested.

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I wouldn't let myself be redirected to a Facebook page to save my own life.

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POV: you’re breaking up with me but Seinfelds on in the background

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The moment I’m dressed up I need alcohol in my system

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Who needs therapy when you can go barefoot in a field of grass

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I wish you could piss in Fortnite