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No suds no masters

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Logging in for the first time in five thousand years to say @pledis_17 I need those red outfits from your Super performance videos to LARP in

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It’s been a millennia since I’ve posted but I need everyone (my 2 1/2 followers) to know that compression socks are dope

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Suki doing Hamdoodle

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My friends: you know they have those key finders you can use since you're always misplacing your keys...
Me: are you implying I won't also lose the remote?

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@goodsoybun Lmao gldjdskfn

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@MarrowindVII Oiii thank ye sweet Lauren. Hope you have a good brethdy tomorrow. Me luff 💖💖🎁🎁🎈🎈🎂🎂

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@goodsoybun aww Groop me kind and sweet bestie!! Thank you lass, me luff!! 💖💖

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@CettOracle LMAO BIG READ

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@goodsoybun HO HUM

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@goodsoybun Same

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The union submitting their proposal for wage increase vs the CEOs, etc

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@MarrowindVII 😍😍

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@SassyScientisk @Otobeamachine And his name-and I wish I could erase this from my brain, but it's regrettably still there- is fuckin Tungas

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@SassyScientisk @Otobeamachine HE IS SO CURSED

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Omg I can't watch Queer Eye while I'm on shift. So many honey-nut feelios o(╥﹏╥)o

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@goodsoybun @SassyScientisk Yeah it spaps

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@goodsoybun Oiii good. Ya welks!! 😘😘

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@ChocolateMisuu Hippy brethday me sweetest best ol pal Doop!! Me luff ye so and I hope you're having a grand day!! 💖💖🎂🎂🍬🍬🎈🎈🎁🎁🎉🎉🎀🎀

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Groop and I are both sitting not 2 feet from the controller and neither of us will turn on Hannibal. It is a test of wills.

This is our design.