Daphne Pro

A+ vocabulary, C- personality

[73epc @ChavezEmileo]

This is my mom, this is in front of my house, and this is what me and my family had to wake up to this morning. Racism in America is at a high and I hope no other family has to wake up to something like this. This is not ok

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

This is really fucked up and hard to watch… how can they just walk by him??? 😢

[G @BorboaGrant]

So a couple days ago, one of my coworkers accidentally let 22 quarts of ranch dressing slip out of her hand...

[Ryan Parker @TheRyanParker]

He says he read every single message sent to him. I believe it. God bless this man.

[Swagglos @FlamingMexicant]

That reset on our profile pictures was foul and uncalled for.

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

A Message from Alex Trebek:

[Relateable Life @Jag_ubani]

University students’ favorite words:

1. free
2. cancelled
3. I signed for you
4. break
5. friday

[Jeff D. Lowe @JeffDLowe]

This is truly one of the most horrifying videos I’ve seen in my entire life.

[Daphne Pro @bootlegdaphne]

@bootleggianluca I went to homegoods for the first time ever yesterday, I guess you can say I’m having an identity crisis

[Daphne Pro @bootlegdaphne]

Who needs a mental health checkup when you have HomeGoods?

[Monterey Bay Aquarium @MontereyAq]

Roses are red
Fett’s first name is Boba
The bounty for our heart
was claimed by Mola mola
#ValentineASpecies

[Daphne Pro @bootlegdaphne]

my old account got disabled on its 7th anniversary, so here's Daphne 2.0