Humphrey Laarzen

Admirer of strident ladies wearing boots.

[Humphrey Laarzen @bootloving]

@mistress_inka I bet the condiments were rare.

[Humphrey Laarzen @bootloving]

@missmarilynx It meant my landlady’s ballroom days are over, a slammikin is a lady about town, and that her lower extremities are now barren, with knickers in a poor state…oh woe 😢

[Humphrey Laarzen @bootloving]

@chloe_crush @BootSlavePromo You wear them well 😵‍💫

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@mistress_inka Such insistence, like an echo voice from the chambers of a Romanian wank hell loop.

[Humphrey Laarzen @bootloving]

@ChurchofGJ Such a soothing voice.

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@ChurchofGJ @BootSlavePromo Plopping into the foaming gurgling deep after you stamped on the end making the plank go ‘boiiiing’ bounce.

[Humphrey Laarzen @bootloving]

@ChurchofGJ @BootSlavePromo You’d have many walking the plank…arrr

[Humphrey Laarzen @bootloving]

@_queenb7 I used to deliver to a livery in my old job and the lady there was a competing rider but was quite the boot wearer other than her riding boots at times. I’d imagine you will be quite booty, it seems horsey types generally are.

[Humphrey Laarzen @bootloving]

@ChurchofGJ @BootSlavePromo *grips a mantlepiece*

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@_queenb7 Do you have a top hat and tailored coat for the dressage?

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@Freya9Tails I did once and after asking was walking funny for a week.

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@mistress_inka A classical style simmering with elegance and restrained power.

[Humphrey Laarzen @bootloving]

@mistress_inka For your own sake he will travel to you 👀

[Humphrey Laarzen @bootloving]

@mistress_inka Are those boots F- Fairfax and Favor? *stammers*

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@Gymwife01 Nonsense.

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@Gymwife01 Bloody hell, where are the smelling salts?! 😳

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@mistress_inka You could probably pop balloons tied to the arse of a miscreant with relative ease.

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@mistress_inka Lucky chair 🤪

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@lowwasabi3695 Could be a fetishist in a grip of the pangs, then getting caught looking can be kink exposure, admiration though.