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[Odibeze🤭 @achebz]

In trying to be open minded, I took my time to look for the full video. I grew up attending this church spent holidays going for Congress and conventions at redemption camp. Thank God 2023 happened. I would probably have believed this video if it hadn’t.

The disgust I felt awatching the complete clip, the little anecdotes detailing what his church has done and suffered in the North, the fools clapping, the subtle but glaring whitewashing of our incompetent clown of a president.

God told you that the Oyo victims will be released in a dramatic manner but he didn’t say when, lol, of course they’ll be released in a dramatic manner. What’s more dramatic than a beheaded teacher and toddlers starved to death? He didn’t tell you when because Tinubu would have to decide that.

Another amusing thing about the full video is the pride with which he states that The First Lady is a pastor in his church. The same First Lady that has proven herself to be worse than Jezebel is who a pastor is proudly claiming.

There’s so much to unpack from this video but in simple terms, if you’re still expecting RCCG to call out the presidency, you’re simply dreaming.
They’re not on the fence anymore.

[Bootstrap Ragetti @bootsragetti]

@ayoadeba @NigeriaStories @osazenoo Another diaspora fool

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Sometimes, the only way to retain your respect is to consistently keep quiet.

This is unbelievably shameful. Unbelievable.

This is how your reinforce stereotypes they've been slapping your industry with.

Na why all of una dey build Mansion with Asabawood.

[Uselu Park Chairman @StatiQfit]

Totally okay to obsess over black women btw, you can’t get this symmetry naturally anywhere else.

[Bootstrap Ragetti @bootsragetti]

@StatiQfit Finished man😂😂😂

[Bootstrap Ragetti @bootsragetti]

@_Cruisemistress Reduced your life expectancy by 40%. How is that a glow up?

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

The first time I clocked him was when he said he drank tea with God. 😂

I wan crase.

I wanted to make sense of it, e no enter.

Tea, as how? What kind of tea? 😂

Does God like His tea with or without sugar? Is He also a cultist that dips bread in tea?

Daddy G. O, Agba Yahoo.

[Uselu Park Chairman @StatiQfit]

Mighty long time to hold a grudge

[Uselu Park Chairman @StatiQfit]

More niggas can see women for who they really are now.

[Uselu Park Chairman @StatiQfit]

Bookmarks being way more than likes is crazy

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Recently, I was seated with my friend and some of his female friends. One of them posed a question.

"If your house is on fire and you have about 3 mins to recover anything, what would you recover."

My friend: if there is no human being that need rescuing, just my UNIBEN certificate and Call to Bar certificate.

Me: That makes sense.

Her: I don't understand. Is that all?

Me: Only reason for even rescuing the certificate is that UNIBEN would take forever to issue you a new one. My UK masters, if I send a mail, I'll get a new one within the week.

Her: what if you have cash or something expensive that can be rescued? What is wrong with men?

Me: You are talking to the wrong people. If it cost money, it is not a problem. I'm not entering fire unless to rescue a human being.

My friend: (laughing) as in ehn. You no go understand. Shebi it is money, no wahala na. You'll make it back. Even if you don't make it back, no wahala.

Her: *puts her hand on her head, confused.*

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

Didn’t open comment section on the video, but I bet people were there excusing this misbehavior with “people grieve differently” and “allow her grieve the way she wants”

[Uselu Park Chairman @StatiQfit]

If you come across a woman like this that being sensual is her whole brand then she’s cheating with you because there’s always at least one other man that was there before you. She’s never yours, just enjoy your turn.

[Uselu Park Chairman @StatiQfit]

This is why South African men want Nigerians to get out of their country, they’ve ruined their women for them.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

You've woken up abi? Nice one 👏

Firstly, Happy New Month.

Now, look beside you. Your problems are still there. 👍

Now pick them up & go again today.

To be human, is to suffer.

To live, is to suffer.

You might as well suffer purposefully.

This month, BE AUDACIOUS.

[𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟 @kusssman]

Not one single man of God was called by God in this country.

[Uselu Park Chairman @StatiQfit]

This is the darkest shit I’ve seen today😭😭😭😭

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

I remember in UK, my friend introduced this 9ja babe to a white guy. The guy called one day confused because he asked her out on a date and she asked him to pay for her uber.

Two of us burst laugh in embarrassment.

[Uselu Park Chairman @StatiQfit]

Nigerian married men are never beating the allegations 😂😂😂😂