bootstheman

Bladesmith, wordsmith, and generally intriguing specimen. Husband of one and step-father of two.

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After 30 years of consciousness, I just realized that the when you reverse stitch on sewing machine it’s kind of like a save point in a video game. #bringbackhomeec #homeec

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Thought I would tell you guys, they had alphabet soup for lunch today. It was pretty good…..

I ate the F out of it.

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If you listen to King Crimson heavily or name them as your favorite band, you organize your silverware obsessively….and they all face toward you.
#kingcrimson #robertfripp

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If you have to ask how much you’ll need to retire….. you can’t afford it!
#blessed

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Life is beginning to act like that co-worker that brings brownies in and as you begin to gag, they tell you it’s made with black beans.
#blessed

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@JohnELTenney As long as you use this red balloon.

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@GhostAssassin02 I realized being a DC comics fan is a lot like being a Detroit Lions fan. I think this week, the tables have turned.
#winning #MaLobo

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@CanWeGetToast I realized being a DC comics fan is a lot like being a Detroit Lions fan. I think this week, the tables have turned.
#winning #MaLobo

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@VegasBabyKJ I realized being a DC comics fan is a lot like being a Lions fan. I think this week, the tables have turned.
#winning #MaLobo

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@therealsupes I realized being a DC comics fan is a lot like being a Lions fan. I think this week, the tables have turned.
#winning #MaLobo

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@therealsupes I realized being a DC comics fan is a lot like being a Lions fan. I think this week, the tables have turned.
#winning #MaLobo

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I realized being a DC comics fan is a lot like being a Lions fan. I think this week, the tables have turned.
#winning #MaLobo

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#MaLobo

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Life is too short to be mentally consistent.

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In 1963, an over intelligent hummingbird with ADHD solved the world hunger issue and would have brought long lasting world peace. .00034 seconds later, he forgot. Today is the result of that.
Never forget.

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@irishkeith7 Ugh...we still don't know which American they were referring to! Stay the course.

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#couldbebilly https://t.co/mc5lD2wffk

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How do spend your Saturday at #HobbyLobby?

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"What time did you guys leave?"
"Not too long before we got back. About two hours."
"You left two hours before you got back?"
"Yes.....Shut up! That's not funny."

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@JohnELTenney Will clear your sacral chakra $5

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@thatgrltrish I watched 'An American Werewolf in London' at five and it's done me wonders!