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jack of all trades, master of some

[ummm @bootsthemug]

not to contradict my previous tweet, but would it be gaggy if i bought verification with 3 followers? lmk

[ummm @bootsthemug]

and what’s up with that quadruple amputee pug on tiktok

[sophie🩷 lax master 😋 @fattykals]

when you eat something that wasn’t worth the calories

[karen @killmyaffairs]

como m siento cuando m sale un grano

[perfil dedicado a gatinhos e p3it0s @odeiootaco]

setembro começou e ja to assim:

[ummm @bootsthemug]

i have so much fomo from not knowing people business, like pleaseeee let me in your clfs or spam where u air out all your business

[ummm @bootsthemug]

one thing about me is i’ll use the fuck out of a buzzword

[ummm @bootsthemug]

does literally anyone genuinely like me?

[ummm @bootsthemug]

@postnotclarity LMFAO MEAFFFF, i’m having a ball tho

[ummm @bootsthemug]

how do some people just know if the month has 30 or 31 days?? lmk

[ummm @bootsthemug]

don’t trust nb that pays for their acc to be verified

[ummm @bootsthemug]

my phone js hot and greasy