Will Lowe

'Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.'

[Old Colstonians RFC @OC_RFC]

Results today leave Old Colstonians as league champions with 4 games in hand! 👑👑

What a season so far!

Lets keep it rolling!🔶🔷🔶🔷

[Tyrone Mings @TyroneMings]

You don’t get to stoke the fire at the beginning of the tournament by labelling our anti-racism message as ‘Gesture Politics’ & then pretend to be disgusted when the very thing we’re campaigning against, happens.

[Will Lowe @bootstrap15]

Was loving Emma’s run but she’s only 18 and red lining every single rally plus the expectation is always going to drain someone. No wonder she was breathless after heavy hitting for an hour trying to win the set. When she varies her game with slice and finesse she’ll be amazing

[Will Lowe @bootstrap15]

Been loving the tennis as always and stayed off Twitter for the toxicity but was wound up by the John McEnroe slating. People ask when he became a medical expert but when did those people become elite athletes managing intense pressure? He called it and he was right.

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Britain's Emma Raducanu says she is "feeling better" after retiring from her fourth-round Wimbledon match against Ajla Tomljanovic on Monday.

#bbctennis

[Will Lowe @bootstrap15]

Christ people on Instagram will band wagon on literally anything to stay current/relevant. Sharing a photo of Phillip with a broken heart emoji? The last time you were this emotional about the royal family was when you didn’t have Insta + William and Kate gave you a bank holiday

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

As Prince Harry announces his brand-new Netflix series, many wonder how that move to America to avoid publicity is working out.

[Will Lowe @bootstrap15]

@owzio There are some international standard teams playing a handful of games in Saint Etienne

And Semi Radradra

[Will Lowe @bootstrap15]

So after 8 hours of accumulative queuing I’m now in the rather fortuitous position where I’m in possession of some of these tickets which is sadly not the case for lots of people kicked out of the site multiple times

So if you think I can tolerate you then the beers are on you

[Will Lowe @bootstrap15]

22% to 0% for “missing my turn” after staring at my screen for 40 minutes. RWC ticketing system is still as much of a farce as it was the previous two times.

Anyone got any tickets who can put up with taking me to France for a weekend? Will get the beers in for the game(s)

[Will Lowe @bootstrap15]

22% to 0% for “missing my turn” after staring at my screen for 40 minutes. RWC ticketing system is still as much of a farce as it was the previous two times.

Anyone got any tickets who can put up with taking me to France for a weekend? Will get the beers in for the game(s)

[Will Lowe @bootstrap15]

Heavy snow while the sun is shining is a visual representation of what’s going on in my head while I’m sat at my desk trying to work this afternoon #snow #weatheringheights

[Will Lowe @bootstrap15]

The space left between the start of the search bar and the next character after the first word is deleted stresses me out

[Carl Hendy @carlhendy]

Nicely done by Google.

[Will Lowe @bootstrap15]

So many penalties and questionable passes that Clermont should have been pinged for in the build up to this

[Rugby on TNT Sports @rugbyontnt]

Heartbreak for Wasps as Clermont win it with the clock three minutes into the red!

Kotaro Matsushima with the cold-blooded finish, Camille Lopez nails the extras ❄️

What an incredible end of a great game!

#HeinekenChampionsCup

[Will Lowe @bootstrap15]

@Dilwyyn @Tesco Either that or it was “middle-class problems” personified

[Will Lowe @bootstrap15]

@Dilwyyn @Tesco I witnessed a lady in Sainsbury’s this morning exclaim “you’re joking!” when told they were sold out of Mini Eggs. She proceeded to walk off with further exclamations of “it’s outrageous!” Not sure what she was expecting 3 days out from Easter, was like it was her first ever shop

[Will Lowe @bootstrap15]

@owzio I always liked the idea of paintball but I guess Laser Tag is cleaner

[Jim Hamilton @jimhamilton4]

Thug Life.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Live scenes from the Suez Canal:

[Will Lowe @bootstrap15]

That would be great for Scottish rugby if every match in the 6 Nations or a World Cup was against England or France

[Kevin Millar @topofthemoonGW]

Finn Russell's last 6 games for @Scotlandteam against England and France:

W W W D W W

#AsOne

[Will Lowe @bootstrap15]

Camera wasn’t conclusive enough to give a red. Dulin’s technique, although enough to invite the red card, is really poor. Doesn’t give Russell much opportunity to fend properly and he’s not going to just accept the tackle #SCOvFRA

[Andy Goode @AndyGoode10]

Looking at the open palm trying to hand off in contact and then the initial point of contact on the shoulder shows this shouldn’t be a red card for Finn Russell in my opinion