Bootstrap Beth

Inspiring. Heart warming. Off-putting.

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@dog_rates @Trupanion Peter Marie, 75 lbs of muscle, covered in scars, teeth cut, missing an eye...and his besties are this cat, a 16 year old blind/deaf mini dachshund, and every strange man in the world

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@DairyQueen Is there actually any caffeine in the oreo mocha fudge blizzard? Caffeine-intolerant friends NEED TO KNOW

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Graphic design matters y'aaaaall #dewsh https://t.co/9S4xoyFF8x

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@griffinmcelroy Have...have you considered hitting the blob with the giant spinning hammer?

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@Kentuckyweather Sirens going off in Versailles - how worried are we?

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Hey @starbucks, a flat white doesn't have foam, fam. Why do I have 1.75" of air in this cup?

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Saturdays: Still for Gadget magic https://t.co/OqA9eBQT8T

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Living that big ol' needy cat havin' dream https://t.co/8gKUn5NhQE

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NO 🍾 https://t.co/829bUCISk0

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/zK9ENrhayd

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/sdj262akaE

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/zo5mMQWdK5

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As someone with a brain full of spiders and garlic in my soul I find this song deeply offensive https://t.co/9xDUKjutM5

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SHE SO ANGRY ABOUT BATHTIME https://t.co/6YEHabVAdt

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It's Christmas cookie tiiiiime! Guess which one's my favorite. Guess. https://t.co/ZWCsPL6Hxq

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Here is a tiny tiny dog smiling about her new toy you're welcome https://t.co/ugdU2wnLJt

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Sometimes when you're having a gross drizzly cold day, there's nothing else to do but just pee… https://t.co/cvZ4Xnamyd

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Putting up my parents' Christmas tree! Zaida's helping https://t.co/Ssv1Ai11l8

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Even in the post-fact society we live in, one thing remains undeniably true: I just bought the… https://t.co/4TP50pfeBz

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When you're super hungry, but also that migraine you've been cultivating for two days has… https://t.co/6wUT0aPYfS