Elizabeth Tierney

NJ to LA and back again. probably the coolest thing about me is my ability to roll my tongue. single mom just doing her best. coffee lover. cat aficionado.

[Elizabeth Tierney @bootsydoll]

At a meet in greet for kindergarten. If running around howling like a wolf is cool, my kid’s going to be so popular. #BacktoSchool2021

[Elizabeth Tierney @bootsydoll]

All I want for Christmas is an entire day to lay on the couch and read and maybe drool on myself a little. #singlemomlife #itsthelittlethings

[Elizabeth Tierney @bootsydoll]

#MeToo @Alyssa_Milano @rosemcgowan

[Elizabeth Tierney @bootsydoll]

I feel like I give a mental middle finger to almost everyone I encounter in public #truestory #dontbeajackass

[Elizabeth Tierney @bootsydoll]

Mad that @Starbucks is hiring refugees and veterans and others? Get your coffee elsewhere and deal with it.

[Elizabeth Tierney @bootsydoll]

My resolution is to not wear leggings everyday. Also to not fool myself about not wearing leggings everyday. #momlife

[Elizabeth Tierney @bootsydoll]

A year ago I slept with a guy on Christmas night. This Christmas I'm sleeping with the outcome 🙄 #momlife #bestgiftever

[Elizabeth Tierney @bootsydoll]

Baby is sleeping, cats are sleeping, Mom's wide awake looking forward to tomorrow's naps. #momlife

[Elizabeth Tierney @bootsydoll]

Flying with a baby is a lot like being at a bar. You buy drinks for everyone so people will like you. #momlife #babyshenanigans

[Elizabeth Tierney @bootsydoll]

My biggest fear is the baby waking up while I'm deep into Melrose Place reruns and wine. #momlife #singlemom #wine #bad90stv

[Elizabeth Tierney @bootsydoll]

I feel like breastfeeding is a part time job where I get paid in love and poop #momlife

[Elizabeth Tierney @bootsydoll]

@PRBapparel @SPANX this is outstanding

[Elizabeth Tierney @bootsydoll]

Do they make full body Spanx? Because that would be great. #momlife #postpartumpooch

[Elizabeth Tierney @bootsydoll]

Things I took for granted before baby: showering, going to the bathroom, and driving with the sunroof open. #momlife #singleparent

[Elizabeth Tierney @bootsydoll]

Slutty Halloween costume? Sort of. Nursing bra and sweatpants. #momlife #halloween

[Elizabeth Tierney @bootsydoll]

Baby on my boob cat in my lap. Sunday funday right here folks. #momlife #babyshenanigans

[Elizabeth Tierney @bootsydoll]

I use the camera on my phone to see if baby is asleep on my shoulder. No way am I risking waking her up by moving. #momlife #singleparent

[Elizabeth Tierney @bootsydoll]

My life now revolves around poop and the expectation of how gross it will be. #momlife

[Elizabeth Tierney @bootsydoll]

Parents who can walk through Target with their infant happily sleeping? Please share your magic. #momlife #mybabyhatesshopping

[Elizabeth Tierney @bootsydoll]

I always feel better after I cry on the kitchen floor next to the cat food bowl. #momlife #singlemomsclub