layla ngeezy

Hello Earthlings follow me and ill take you to outer space

[layla ngeezy @bootyLAY]

that moment when you know you need to shave when a kid says "why are your legs so hairy"
#itsshavingtime

[layla ngeezy @bootyLAY]

been too long without twitter #agoodstart

[layla ngeezy @bootyLAY]

the moment when you bend down to put your laundry in and you touch butts with the butt behind yours... awkward!!! lol

[layla ngeezy @bootyLAY]

dont you just love long lost relatives and how they treat you so well when you first meet them. hehehe

[layla ngeezy @bootyLAY]

@aLodiaLumasag lol im too boring to plan a party. i suck. hehehe but maybe sometime soon.

[layla ngeezy @bootyLAY]

@aLodiaLumasag lol then make a party and ill make you miss me more when i leave. lol jks. hehehe

[layla ngeezy @bootyLAY]

the moment when someone you once knew come to you and he is so drunk you cant understand what the hell is he saying...
#getcrunk

[layla ngeezy @bootyLAY]

Talking about I dont know yhu. Psssh your rep is real well known. #smh

[layla ngeezy @bootyLAY]

Got so fucken drunk last night. I thought wrong. I'm a fagget drinker.

[layla ngeezy @bootyLAY]

My best guy friend is leaving sad mood tonight.

[layla ngeezy @bootyLAY]

it aint about what she has, its about what she is...

[layla ngeezy @bootyLAY]

im against child abuse but if this kid doesnt stop talking and asking me questions ima throw a bitch fit!!!

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

A Hong Kong billionaire once offered $65 million to any man able to "woo" and marry his daughter, who was a lesbian.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Maggie Smith (Professor McGonagall) battled cancer while filming the last Harry Potter movie because she didn't want to disappoint fans.

[layla ngeezy @bootyLAY]

the weirdest way someone tells me i got big boobs
you got big milk noh?
like wow hahaha

[layla ngeezy @bootyLAY]

i love when two little kids fight its sooo cuteeeee

[layla ngeezy @bootyLAY]

ill be up all day working damn!!!!!!
#workworkwork

[layla ngeezy @bootyLAY]

THIS ISLAND is really small

[layla ngeezy @bootyLAY]

I be starting work today
#workwork