Grumpy Pants Claudia

certified DUMB bitch.

[Grumpy Pants Claudia @booty_lover96]

Even with all this shit happening

I love and adore my life. Itll get better.

[Grumpy Pants Claudia @booty_lover96]

Can I catch a mf break please

[Grumpy Pants Claudia @booty_lover96]

Uh you don’t think that’s weird ?

[Grumpy Pants Claudia @booty_lover96]

I miss my comfort person

[Grumpy Pants Claudia @booty_lover96]

A cold PBR by the river would heal me

[Grumpy Pants Claudia @booty_lover96]

I guess ima go fishing now

[Grumpy Pants Claudia @booty_lover96]

“Did you hit your bowl already? “

[Grumpy Pants Claudia @booty_lover96]

“No, we’re watching gay porn”

[Grumpy Pants Claudia @booty_lover96]

Love is a sham
Nothing is real

[G∀GA GOTHIC @GagaGothic]

I WANNA FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL

[‏ً @keaaaaley]

this record should define the LEGEND of gaga. a career HIGHLIGHT.

[Grumpy Pants Claudia @booty_lover96]

Not me losing my fucken ID sober

[Gaga Daily @gagadaily]

Need this new version of "Die With A Smile" injected into my veins immediately

[Grumpy Pants Claudia @booty_lover96]

I’m tired

I’m
So
Fuckennnnn
TIRED

[Grumpy Pants Claudia @booty_lover96]

I’m still annoyed that I lost a friend because some bitch was insecure

[Grumpy Pants Claudia @booty_lover96]

God DAMN it

[Grumpy Pants Claudia @booty_lover96]

I decided to stop drinking and now I see how it’s a bigger deal to other people than to myself lmao

[Grumpy Pants Claudia @booty_lover96]

Lmao well

What is ment to be mine. Will stay, what isn’t will take itself out.

[Grumpy Pants Claudia @booty_lover96]

Plot twist
I’m going fishing

[Grumpy Pants Claudia @booty_lover96]

I have to stay humble. It’ll be my turn soon