that one armadillo chick

i like all of my own tweets because why would i post it if i didn’t like it

[that one armadillo chick @bootyarmadillo]

sometimes i post something and see the name i chose for this website and then just ask myself some questions

[that one armadillo chick @bootyarmadillo]

@LetCounty @johnmathias It's a good thing developmentally to have spaces like this where in order to be part of something bigger than yourself, you're expected to play by the rules and act in good faith. We need more people in this world who are accustomed to that. Sports are a great way to do that.

[that one armadillo chick @bootyarmadillo]

@LetCounty @johnmathias have you not considered that you can literally just.. ask the kid if he did it on purpose or not?
it's high school sports. we would be nuts to design the rulebook around people being bad faith actors.
you just eject people like that when you identify 'em and then keep rockin

[that one armadillo chick @bootyarmadillo]

@LetCounty @johnmathias Ah yes, because we should definitely be teaching high schoolers that plausible deniability is the same as permission! I'm sure that won't end poorly at all!!!

[Brendan O'Hare @brendohare]

ME: I will have 4 blueberry muffins for dinner please
DUNKIN DONUTS CASHIER: Please do not tell us that you're having them for dinner

[Case Bradford @Casebradford]

Some genius made this by hand, before ai. Something meaningful, a true artist

[Macklemore @macklemore]

If you are a fan, who happens to be a man, & you say "I love you" there is no reason to say "no homo" after it. It's very 2008 & offensive

[that one armadillo chick @bootyarmadillo]

@MissHangman @VHSDVDBLURAY4K toss some in with the unpopped kernels while and it'll coat them evenly when they pop!! that's what the movie theaters do

[that one armadillo chick @bootyarmadillo]

@thebenchesclear the defining part of his season to me was when brett baty got charged with an ABS challenge without ever even touching his helmet
Mendoza walked out of the dugout, jawed with the ump for like 15sec, and then just.. dipped. Didn't ask Baty. Didn't press the issue. Barely anything.

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

the mcdonald’s app just displayed a picture of my penis i never took before and uninstalled itself from my phone

[that one armadillo chick @bootyarmadillo]

@notbubbawallace many such cases

[that one armadillo chick @bootyarmadillo]

@HappyHunchback @turtlemaster942 @notbubbawallace

[that one armadillo chick @bootyarmadillo]

@notbubbawallace lovely, even MORE public databases of trans women.
We're not too far from TN's DoH database going live, either.
We're both being pushed out of public life in every conceivable way, and getting tracked so we can't lay low and protect ourselves.
the US is feeling less and less safe

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died

[that one armadillo chick @bootyarmadillo]

@GabbieFletcher @jasonparker216 he probably just stopped running for 5 minutes to have a conversation lmfao

[that one armadillo chick @bootyarmadillo]

@dead_baseball i still think it would be amusing if MetLife sponsored the Mets' stadium instead of the Giants/Jets

[Aunty Kitty @wake_up_girl_3]

Car fire at the Wawa in Northampton, PA, yesterday. I’m genuinely not trying to be funny at all, but is it normal for a firefighter to have this much difficulty controlling the hose?

[that one armadillo chick @bootyarmadillo]

@notbubbawallace the number of us (including myself) who have had to put ourselves in terrible situations just to keep a roof our head is difficult to overstate

[that one armadillo chick @bootyarmadillo]

@notbubbawallace the constant struggle for safe and stable housing is one of the most core parts of the american transfem experience that i can imagine

[that one armadillo chick @bootyarmadillo]

@LegendHarv2000 @addysgreatmind @suchnerve lol everyone being proudly ignorant of decades and decades of studies and meta-analyses on this topic purely out of an overwhelming need to be contrarian
gotta love twitter