china town

[Kingdom Come: Deliverance II @KingdomComeRPG]

So... @pcgamer named #KCD2 their Game of the Year!
Massive thanks to PC Gamer - and to all of you - for making our return to Bohemia one to remember.
We're honoured, we're blushing, and we might celebrate with a pint or three 🍻

[china town @bootyboy200]

@SultanPSN

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

YouTuber PopularMMOs has been released from jail

He says he’s now been sober for over 100 days

[VOID Interactive @VOIDInteractive]

Revealed during the Twitch Galaxies Showcase, Ready or Not will be coming to console on Xbox Series X/S and PlayStation 5 this summer. Wishlist Now: https://t.co/9uo8W8QrjG

Check out our official announcement trailer

[china town @bootyboy200]

@eMBeaRGaming Kingdom come is masterpiece can’t even lie

[konny @KonnyTalks]

*Luigi Mangione gets thrown into the cell*

Luigi: OOF!

???: First time?

*Luigi looks around and sees his cellmate sitting in the dark*

Luigi: W-W-Who are you?

*The man emerges from the shadows*

Diddy: They call me a sex offender, but my friends call me Diddy

*Luigi holds out his hand*

Luigi: Nice to meet you sex offen-

Diddy: *sigh* Please, call me Diddy

*Diddy shakes Luigi’s hand*

Luigi: So this is it? We’re just stuck here?

*Luigi fiddles with the bars*

Diddy: Dude stop, you’re drawing attention

Luigi: I need to get out of here!

Diddy: We have to get out of here…

Luigi: You got a plan?

Diddy: At night I’ll show you…

*Time passes as Luigi wakes up from a nap*

Luigi: AHH!

*Diddy stares at him up close as Luigi opens his eyes*

Diddy: Oh… Sorry didn’t mean to scare you…

*Luigi jumps off his bunk and feels a draft on his bottom*

Luigi: Huh… There’s a hole…

Diddy: Erm don’t worry about it… Uhhh you were farting and shuffling like crazy!

*Luigi nods understandingly*

Luigi: So what’s the plan?

Diddy: Come, look at this

Luigi: It’s a poster of Biggie… and what are those stain-

*Diddy pulls the poster off in a hurry and shows a hole*

Diddy: This is our way out

Luigi: Diddy… You genius!

*The two climb through the tunnel*

Luigi: It’s so tight in here!

Diddy: Yeah… very tight *licks his lips*

Luigi: HUH?!?

*Luigi feels a wetness through the hole in his pants*

Diddy: Uhh sorry, I think there’s a leak in the erm tunnel… we need to hurry!

*The two hurry and eventually get to the courtyard and run to the fence*

Luigi: Ok what now!

*Diddy starts digging under the fence*

Diddy: Quick help me dig!

*The two dig until Luigi crawls under*

Luigi: Ok Diddy, your tur-

*A beam flashes at the two*

Guard: GET AWAY FROM THE FENCE!

Luigi: C’mon Diddy! It’s now or never!

*Diddy climbs through but a guard grabs his ankle*

Diddy: RUN! LEAVE ME BEHIND!

Luigi: NOT ON MY WATCH!

*Luigi pulls Diddy and eventually pulls him through under the fence and the two roll down a hill*

Luigi: OOF!

Diddy: AHH!

*The two land on the bottom with Diddy on top of Luigi staring in his eyes*

*The two have a moment and smile at each other*

Luigi: Haha… We did it…

*Diddy gets up*

Diddy: Ha… Yeah…

Luigi: So this… This is it now…

Diddy: Yeah I… I guess so…

*Diddy turns and starts walking away*

Luigi: Hey!

Diddy: Huh??

*Luigi runs after Diddy, hugging and kissing him as the two spin around*

Diddy: Mmmm

*The two fall and make out as Diddy reaches under Luigi’s shirt feeling his chest*

Luigi: Ohh Diddy…

*Luigi grinds against Diddy as the two kiss passionately*

Luigi: *giggles* Hey… My pants are getting cold because of that hole…

*Diddy gulps*

*Luigi spins around and purrs as Diddy climbs over him*

Diddy: I’ll Be Missing You and your ass once we’re free!

[👑ℂℍ𝔸𝕆𝕊𝕂𝕀𝔻👑 @DatChaosGuy]

I’ve been crying over this video for hours I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard in a while
https://t.co/ZbMhRS325B

[Ned Luke @ned_luke]

#MyBoat ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[CharlieIntel @charlieINTEL]

Michael Myers returns in Call of Duty.

[Dark,Odd,Conspiracy @DarkOddCon]

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[Degen @D3generocity]

Sorry to all Nobara fans I ever dissed, I genuinely thought yall were DUMB AF😭 #jjk267

[Omar 🇦🇪 @Emiratti]

life is roblox