EVERY APOTHECARY DIARIES EPISODE
court lady: EEE!!! THERE’S A GHOST SLAPPING MY ASS!!!
maomao: the fabric of your dress is a heavy material that slaps your ass as you walk. but the vibrations can cause a miscarriage
jinshi: i am openly in love with you
gaoshun:
Hal was completely right to crash that car and anyone calling it “overreaction” is just uncomfortable with how accurately this show understands him.
John Stewart has always been the politician of the Corps. He smiles, he measures every word, he plays the long game, and the second someone like Hal starts lowering his guard, John tests how far he can push it. That “It must be Macon, like Hector said” wasn’t a slip. It was a calculated lie delivered to a man who has already been betrayed by Sinestro, the Guardians, and half the people he’s ever trusted. Hal’s “yeah…” isn’t just disappointment. It’s the exact moment he realises John is already positioning himself as the better lantern.
Hal doesn’t crash the car because he’s a prick. He crashes it because he’s finally treating John’s ambition as a real threat instead of pretending they’re partners. The people clutching pearls over this scene are the same ones who want Hal to stay the charming, golden-boy flyboy forever. This version of Hal is colder, more damaged, and far more interesting. If that bothers you, you’re not watching Lanterns. You’re just waiting for John to get the ring and become the protagonist
Remembering the time my coworker asked me for some of my Excedrin and I accidentally dumped 4 in her hand and said “you can keep them but you can’t take more than 2 in 24 hours.”
She said “baby I used to do crack!” and ate all 4.
Travis Knight says that AI is “really antithetical to everything we stand for at LAIKA.”
“At the center of everything we do is the artist. Stop motion wears its humanity openly and AI has no humanity.”
(Source: @VanityFair)
October had so much fun at his birthday party today 💙 I can't believe I have a 3 year old now 😭 where did the time go?
Ps. To the ppl who lied and didn't show up for my baby boy party
I dont forget shit
You remember that
A new report from Luminate has found that long gaps between seasons of streaming TV shows are leading to major losses in viewership.
More than a 1 year gap is seen to largely cause a significant loss in viewership.
(Source: https://t.co/HclxmLmZku)
Posting these bc one of my fav artists has been making a comic for my fanfiction Firebreather! And I’m in LOVE, please go check out the super talented Elie on bsky!
(SPOILERS FOR FIREBREATHER) #flambert#dispatch#ao3
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