Nick Parsons

I'm not really thirty.

[Nick Parsons @bootymajik]

@Buffalo_Diner Is love, Buffalo Diner is life.

[Jon @WilemanJ]

"@TeamRunner4Life: The three types of track athletes"

[Nick Parsons @bootymajik]

When your mother tries to find you ladies.

[Nick Parsons @bootymajik]

Some guy asked if I was with the tech department at Staples today. I don't know how to feel about that.

[Nick Parsons @bootymajik]

When you look like you're thirty.
#ImStillAChild

[Nick Parsons @bootymajik]

The best ends are the weekends.

[Nick Parsons @bootymajik]

Life Pro Tip: Play the Long Game. #FollowBigSue

[Nick Parsons @bootymajik]

He's just standing there... MENACINGLY

[Nick Parsons @bootymajik]

First rule of driving: Don't go up dumb roads.

[Nick Parsons @bootymajik]

Praise @chuckhatfield. For he has has graced us with his magic. Early outs for the win.