Bootymari

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[ryuo @pawpflash]

i be moaning when i stretch and yawn cause im lowkey gay

[BING BOB @RobbieBarstool]

Tried to recreate this in front of my fiancee but the citizen didn’t move so I just said “Watch this” and ran over someone in a wheelchair with the Batmobile

[MaikMiau @MMiau22077]

"You wouldnt last a day in my shoes bro"

You wouldnt last a minute in my butt bro

[moesha @yunclesage]

Everything not black n white sometimes it be Hispanic

[Flur✌️😁 is a frozen child @fluripied]

Friend came out to me as nonbinary by changing their mii's gender infront of me while not saying a word

[gifs but slightly faster @gifsbut]

balloon viciously pops cat

[anne @atsuover]

awww hello little kitty cat woah what the fuck how did you do that holy shit

[gub gub @FunLilCharacter]

when you open twitter and immediately see cool fucking awesome gay porn

[Stryxo @Stryxo]

rest in piece northernlion supercruise
shot down before you could fly🕊️

2026-2026

[39daph @39daph]

IF SOMEONE TELLS YOU ON MY BEHALF TO SEND MONEY/FEET PICS/BUTT PICS FOR A SWITCH 2 THAT IS NOT ME DO NOT FALL FOR THIS SCAM PLEASE... 😭💀

[Bootymari @bootymari]

@kantozard PLEASE I HAVE TO EXPERIENCE WAKING UP NEXT TO A MACHOKE IN BED

I HAVE TO

[フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @NorthernIion_LP]

he killed the chatter with that last line

[Joe Shitpost 🟡 @joeshitposts]

🐍🍑

[𝘬𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘦 ⋆˙⟡ @cheersitskatie]

me after carrying the weight of being bad at video games all day

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

how it feels to say "stream that shit" to the guy in vc still playing a game

[Old School RuneScape @OldSchoolRS]

hope it works 🤲