ryleigh

remember to drink your ice sauce

[ryleigh @bootyofchrist]

i can top but i cannot golf

[ryleigh @bootyofchrist]

why is everyone buying pure bred dachshunds? did the weiner win the thanksgiving day show or something?

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fuck ohio i want pollo tropical

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people who get out of their car to acquire items from their passengers seat must be studied

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picked a wedgie and pulled on my tampon

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AI(iens)

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mcdonalds nuggets taste best when you’re drunk and you tell your friend you didn’t want any, but they still offered you one <3

[ryleigh @bootyofchrist]

you either die a hero or live long enough to become a kardashian

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lessons learned (pt. 2):

1) dont carry $36,000 cash on you or the cops will steal it
2) make sure to bring your hand mirror for a close shave in the forest
3) trust the pixie cut soul surfer girl

[ryleigh @bootyofchrist]

lessons learned (pt. 1)

1) dont be a dick
2) believe your siblings when they tell you there was a meteor shower in the living room
3) let the spaceman fix a sandwich

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the only take away from fort myers is super-bowl beer die with the homies

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season of the sniffs 🤧🤧🤧

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i love that i can drive down a street light but god forbid i hit a bush #gta

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@svddeneric do better.

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i know we can have peace on earth but getting to mars is just so much cooler

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i was gonna get obliterated for gypsy rose’s release but instead im gonna watch ep 3 of last of us and wallow 😍🥰

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@sznrazz pork

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@harrowynn @woketoker @Excision pals 🤝🏼 in the end