John McClellan

You can tell a lot about a stand up comic by the way they hold the microphone. John McClellan doesn’t hold the mic… he strangles it...

[John McClellan @boozecoma]

@DCRock
FUCK YEAH!

[John McClellan @boozecoma]

@DCRock Alive and well!

[John McClellan @boozecoma]

@DCRock Glad to see you back up and rocking!

[Kiltonic Post 72 @Kiltonicpost72]

You won't want to miss this exciting night of comedy featuring Gina D, John McClellan @boozecoma and Dave Sheehan on Sept 16th! Tickets available now in the post lounge or at https://t.co/4SwPYGWJvu

[John McClellan @boozecoma]

@Lodge499 Would love to come back!

[John McClellan @boozecoma]

Stories of the #cigar brotherhood:
I'm having a puff in my neighborhood and some guy rolls down his window and hands me a cigar. A cheap Cohiba knockoff but the gesture is the amazing news. I plan to keep the line moving by doing the same. And you know it will be that same cigar!

[John McClellan @boozecoma]

@thumbtack I love the app but no credit for a lead that clearly has no intention of using my services really doesn’t seems fair and equitable. Not every lead pans out but when they send jibberish as details I shouldn’t be charged.

[John McClellan @boozecoma]

2 more shows at 7:30 and 9:30 and yes I will look this cool tonight at the @FunnyStop

[John McClellan @boozecoma]

@lionsroar63 @kencalvertshow That line is as good as any of the songs on the record!

[John McClellan @boozecoma]

If spam email was a restaurant

[JohnnyB @JohnnyBTampa]

That was 12 minutes of pregnant #Rhianna dancing with all the sperm that didn’t get in. #HalftimeShow

[John McClellan @boozecoma]

I watch the #SuperBowl for the halftime show jokes.

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@Modrevolve @anniezaleski It’s a good record!

[John McClellan @boozecoma]

@fesposito440 @anniezaleski Hahahaha! It truly is.

[John McClellan @boozecoma]

@FOGHAT As long as “Stranger In My Hometown” and “Boogie Motel” are included-I have no doubt the set would rock.

[John McClellan @boozecoma]

I can’t think of a better holiday idea than a comedy show at a casino!

Actually, I thought of a bunch while I was typing this tweet.

Come to the show!

[John McClellan @boozecoma]

@MDesbarres @MVZaGoGo @StevieVanZandt @littlesteven_ug I really enjoy your program. The correct mix of music and personality. Bravo!

[John McClellan @boozecoma]

@AmazingPopPod “It Might Get Loud”

[John McClellan @boozecoma]

Thank you ladies for coming to my show and helping me tell the world about my kick ass jacket! #fashionmotherfuckers