I remain the only player in the history of the Las Vegas Ice Center mens league to score on their own net, and then fight their own teammate, in the same shift
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The Darjeeling Standpipe is a sexual act where a teapot is filled with hot (not boiling) water, the male suspends his scrotum in the teapot, and a consenting adult partner is encouraged to blow through the spout
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Today’s round of golf sponsored by the Nazi Party
The Nazi’s built a secret base in Antarctica in 1939 under the leadership of Karl Donitz. This is where the Germans developed sophisticated weapons after World War II. Many experts are saying this
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Today’s round of golf sponsored by the Omega
Try to visualize the Omega as the set of all polynomial equations with natural number coefficients (3x^+2x+5) and while it involves exponential of infinity, the Omega is still a countable set. When written as the omega to the power of
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Today’s round of golf sponsored by the ghost of Wilt Chamberlain
The commissioner of the NBA in 1962, a Russian Jew named Maurice Podoloff, created the myth of Wilt’s 100 point game to generate buzz when the league was failing due to poor attendance. Many experts are saying this
Today’s round of golf sponsored by the Naturalization Act of 1790.
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Today’s round of golf sponsored by the Warren Commission Report
Oswald was not JFK’s assassin. Jack Ruby was the actual shooter. Jack owned several titty bars in Dallas, and he was good friends with many Dallas police officers and would supply them with liquor, hookers, and
Today’s round of golf sponsored by testicles.
Testicles are the gonads of many animals, including humans. The primary functions of the testicles are to produce sperm and secrete testosterone.
There are multiple slang terms for testicles, including “balls”, “nuts”, and “huevos”
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