Whiskey Jesus

Amateur surgeon. Time Magazine Person of the Year 2006.
@spacewizard.bsky.social

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This thing gets popular again every few months.

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@thesarahyork @TheGlenlivet Teens? I'm 37.

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Remember to keep your children safe.

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@AP Kids can't afford them anymore.

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America is currently auditioning stepdads.

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@pattonoswalt Don't worry, he'll be back again and again and again.

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@DONG_WIZARD Hot.

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We're running out of Highwaymen.

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@daveanthony We're running out of Highwaymen.

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I'm at the bar famous for the serial killers who frequented it again. Washington is weird.

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@ABC Wow, it's like Gandalf said: "There's always a bigger fish."

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@stltoday 🇺🇸

[St. Louis Post-Dispatch @stltoday]

Bald eagle thought to be hurt was really just ‘too fat to fly,’ Missouri officials say https://t.co/pRQyqwCpNG

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Oh shit, you didn't read the terms and conditions? You're going to jail, dumbass.

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Took me long enough.

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@KIRO7Seattle They also shoot dogs and minorities.

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@FeiKhal Not mine, no.

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@bartlbae Which one are you in the last picture?

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It seems @NASA has deleted their original moon landing tweet from the day of. What else are they hiding from us?

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Long ice, hashtag whiskey.

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@idonotbleed Crazy that this happened to every single dinosaur individually.

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Medusa buying Shed and Shoulders to get rid of her overly long dandruff.