Yellow Wine

I, Yellow Wine, am one of the three ancient alcoholic beverages of the world. Make sure to keep me entertained! 🍻 (Food Fantasy RP account)

[Yellow Wine @BoozyBruiser]

//why the hell am I getting Twst stuff recommended here?!

[Yellow Wine @BoozyBruiser]

@OctoWithGlockto Go to h*ll, you weird tentacle... weirdo.

[Yellow Wine @BoozyBruiser]

...Either I'm very drunk or I just saw a male Uke Mochi wandering around.

[Yellow Wine @BoozyBruiser]

@OctoWithGlockto GAHH!! *He inadvertently throws one of his jars in the other's direction... which misses him by a good few feet.*

D--Don't just sneak up on me like that! F*CK!

[Yellow Wine @BoozyBruiser]

*loud drunken snoring sounds*

[Yellow Wine @BoozyBruiser]

@PerfectPoppcorn Something bugging yah, kid?

[Yellow Wine @BoozyBruiser]

*He's currently lying under a tree, staring up at the swaying branches. Several empty jars were scattered around him, & if one got close to him they would be hit with a somewhat potent reek of booze. He appears to be deep in thought.*

C'mon, you old farts... Tell me where he is.

[Yellow Wine @BoozyBruiser]

@torte_detective *Yellow Wine laughs at the sight of the other's grimace, proceeding to pat the other on the shoulder as he continues to giggle.*

Not used to Light Kingdom alcohol, eh? This is my namesake, yellow wine! I brewed it myself!

[Yellow Wine @BoozyBruiser]

What the hell is this place? Am I supposed to just type words out and expect people to talk to me? Hah! I'd rather be drunk.

[Yellow Wine @BoozyBruiser]

@shrimp_cold *Cue spittake. Seems somebody wasn't paying attention, allowing the young Soul to sneak up on him. After a brief coughing fit, he wipes his mouth on his sleeve and turns to Cold Rice Shrimp with a smile.*

Hey. Glad to see you.

[Yellow Wine @BoozyBruiser]

...Hey. Anybody seen my other daughter anywhere?

[Yellow Wine @BoozyBruiser]

@cozydumplings You have, huh? I'll have to see them when we get back home.

*He glances down at the ground briefly, then looks back up at Jiuniang with a sorrowful look in his eyes.*

I'm... I'm sorry for leaving you and Shrimp all alone by yourselves. Please forgive me.

[Yellow Wine @BoozyBruiser]

*Lets out an extremely loud belch, one that could practically rival one coming out of an Aizen.*

[Yellow Wine @BoozyBruiser]

@torte_detective 'Preciate the greeting.

*Yellow Wine takes a gulp out of one of the jars attached to his waist and proceeds to offer it to the other.*

Want a drink?

[Yellow Wine @BoozyBruiser]

@innxcent_pxrity You some kind of fancy princess or something? Scram, I don't wanna talk to you. People like you make my head hurt with the fancy words you all speak with.

*He proceeds to open one of the jars attached to his waist & drink from it, letting out a belch afterwards.*

I mean it. Go!

[Yellow Wine @BoozyBruiser]

There's a lot of damn kids around here. Too noisy.

[Yellow Wine @BoozyBruiser]

@gateau_du_opera I know that, but what the hell are you trying to imply?! Make some damn sense before I knock it outta you!

*Hand is still near the hilt, but now he's beginning to sway a bit as well. Seems someone is a bit more intoxicated than they initially appeared.*

[Yellow Wine @BoozyBruiser]

@gateau_du_opera You trying to say something to me?! Huh?!

*Uh oh. Someone's beginning to itch for a fight, especially with him reaching for the holt of his blade.*

[Yellow Wine @BoozyBruiser]

@cozydumplings Only a little bit earlier today. When I couldn't find you, I was getting more and more antsy and I almost got into a brawl because of some stupid humans getting into my face, so I drank to calm myself down.

I'm just glad you're okay.

[Yellow Wine @BoozyBruiser]

@cozydumplings Wh-- JIUNIANG!!

*He runs over to the young Soul, briefly stumbling after takeoff due to having drank a little bit of booze earlier. He kneels down in front of her and quickly checks her over, making sure she isn't hurt.*

I've been looking all over for you! You had me worried!