Salty Takoyaki

Lewd of heart, dumb of ass

[Salty Takoyaki @OctoWithGlockto]

If the aquarium is going to ban me for crawling in the tanks and eating all the crabs then I will face god and walk backwards into hell

[Salty Takoyaki @OctoWithGlockto]

I think I just ate a shoe

[Salty Takoyaki @OctoWithGlockto]

*eats snow*

[Salty Takoyaki @OctoWithGlockto]

@DrunkenDesire_ Got it, I will no longer respect you

[Salty Takoyaki @OctoWithGlockto]

*clears throat*
Penis

[Salty Takoyaki @OctoWithGlockto]

@FlamesofSin You are

[Salty Takoyaki @OctoWithGlockto]

//HEY THERE WAS A HURRICANE BUT IM OKAY POWER WILL BE GONE FOR AWHILE THO

[Salty Takoyaki @OctoWithGlockto]

What does having a skeleton feel like?

[Salty Takoyaki @OctoWithGlockto]

*wiggles to assert dominance*

[Salty Takoyaki @OctoWithGlockto]

@BoozyBruiser First of all, rude! Second of all... how the hell are you verbally censoring yourself like that??

[Salty Takoyaki @OctoWithGlockto]

@BloodyThxrns You'll soon find out :)

(barely concealed malice is barely concealed)

[Salty Takoyaki @OctoWithGlockto]

@BoozyBruiser ...You really need to work on your aim, that was just sad to watch

[Salty Takoyaki @OctoWithGlockto]

I hope the marketable figurine thing isn't contagious

[Salty Takoyaki @OctoWithGlockto]

Oh hey Bloody Mary we thought you were dead

[Salty Takoyaki @OctoWithGlockto]

@drxwn_wxth_me ...ah shit, didn't mean to upset you, I just meant you're cute! Sorry

[Salty Takoyaki @OctoWithGlockto]

@priestsfury Oh god I broke him-

[Salty Takoyaki @OctoWithGlockto]

Never before have I realized how lucky I am to not have external ears

[Salty Takoyaki @OctoWithGlockto]

@priestsfury Please