Pretzel

To uphold God's will, you must first know His benevolence. {RP account for Pretzel of Food Fantasy}

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{{...Yeah, it's me. Look, I just want to RP my husband and not fight with anyone. That's all. Don't worry, I won't start anything this time.}}

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(-sneezes-)

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//Discord is down and I miss my friends 😭

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*sneezes rather violently*

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@OctoWithGlockto *Someone is trying not to start giggling at the sight of his fiance, but unfortunately he's failing. Oops.*

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...Not again.

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@pxrity_of_whxte A bigger clay pot for Tako. I know he is capable of fitting into small spaces, but... sometimes I worry about him accidentally hurting himself. So, I was attempting to make it myself, but... I am far too strong for pottery-making.

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*Pretzel is currently attempting to make a clay pot for Tako's Father's Day present.

...Being a Strength-Class Food Soul, it's not working out very well for the priest as his latest attempt folds in on itself yet again.*

...Damn it...

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@Fish__Knight *Blue eyes widen in surprise as he's handed the bouquet, a light blush forming on his face. It takes him a bit to gather his words, but when he does there's a softer lilt to his voice.*

...Thank you, Fish. They are very lovely.

*This time, he gets a kiss on the cheek instead.*

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((Warning: results might vary))

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((Headcanon: Pretzel is kinda clumsy with PDA but it means a lot when he successfully does it.))

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@pxrity_of_whxte Do not make me repeat myself, Weisswurst. You are no trouble.

*He hesitates at first, but then gently places a kiss to the doctor's temple to make his words true. He then proceeds to lead Weisswurst to his office, keeping his steps in time with the other's.*

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What in the name of God was that noise?!

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@pxrity_of_whxte I would, yes.

*The priest moves off of the pottery wheel and gestures for the other to take his seat. Pretzel seems somewhat relieved that Weisswurst offered to help him, even looking less defeated and more hopeful.*

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@OvertureOfSilk *Welp, he //was// warned. Not about this, though.*

*Without warning, the other Soul is immediately punched in the face by a very irritated priest. Who then leaves the other behind, grumbling angrily in German under his breath.*

Dummkopf (idiot).

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...Was that man the source of the horrible racket yesterday?

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@pxrity_of_whxte *Pretzel jumps, but then relaxes as he realizes who was behind him. He raises his head to gaze at Weisswurst, a look of defeat in his pale blue eyes.*

I... I am trying to make a clay pot for Tako, but... I am far too strong and not delicate enough to shape the clay properly...

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@LittleBabeyCake I can help with that, Petit.

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@drxwn_wxth_me May I ask you your name? I am Pretzel, a Food Soul from Nevras.