ian moston

I clear houses from the drug addict to the dead. Expert with a shovel and axe. World topiary champion for three consecutive years and got to keep the hedge.

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Didn’t know it was a gun I thought it was Grace Jones

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Raheem Sterling facing tirade for gun tattoo

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@Liam003 @ChrisWrightman @WayneGlover1 Fuck finding the culprit, do all who were present then you’ll definitely get the right one

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@Liam003 @ChrisWrightman @WayneGlover1 Set of cunts

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Has Dianne Abbott been to a Jackson Five gig? #questiontime

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I'd just like to pay special thanks to @Aggerscricket & @maxpressure for providing great entertainment and all the lads from other clubs who came to give their support, which is only fair considering the amount of times I've failed against them! #upthedouble

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I can't thank everybody enough who helped to organise a great night at the Double for me.
I'm truly humbled and would probably be crying if I wasn't such a heartless twat!

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All the curling competitors have a Scottish accent, even the Koreans!

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2018 goals; walk again, wipe my own arse and make comeback as fast bowler #mycountryneedsme

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Just heard that the Poacher’s Cottage is great for Xmas dinner as long as you can wait until Boxing Day #sandwichesandflaskrequired

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Ward 228 might have to be evacuated unless these atomic sprouts don’t cease working my stomach muscles #Pyongyangbetternotlaunchthese

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Anybody know what my family bought the Palmer’s for Xmas? Ok🌻

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Just wanted to thank Nigel Phillips and my brother for making it possible for me to spend Christmas Day with my family....even if the journey was laced with an endless tirade of Phillips’ now infamous Tourettes #priceless friends.

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Brain surgery number two completed.....as Elton said....."I'm still standing" #allmoniesowedstilldue

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“This is a war of malnutrition!” Tony Belle...attrition not malnutrition, you thick Scouse Cunt

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Andy Palmer turns up at HH last night armed only with his trusty bag of wind and piss issuing idol threats, still refusing to admit he has duped a so called friend out of 5k. My disabled daughter requires this money for her ongoing therapy, all thoughts my own #crook

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Great to see Andy Palmer at Junior presentation to watch his kids pick up their awards. Oh, he didnt turn up? Must be embarrassed about something. Can’t imagine what #gutless

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Don’t worry Palm, I haven’t forgot about you, just got sick of writing the word ‘cunt!’ #Palmerisacunt