Dish

[Dish @boraquinnn]

@MrsErikaKirk “The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
An evil soul producing holy witness
Is like a villain with a smiling cheek,
A goodly apple rotten at the heart.
O, what a goodly outside falsehood hath!”

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@jaimepantss please PLEASE make a video about the movie Final Girl w/ Abigail Breslin. Truly one of the worst movies that I couldn’t turn off. The whole time I was watching I imagined what your retelling of it would be like, and I already like your version better.

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may the tenth be with you

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@Delta well you did it. You won most incompetent airline I have ever flown with. Due to your BRILLIANT flight change, I am supposed to be flying the second flight in my return journey a day before my first flight. How dumb are you?

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@Delta a serious fuck you. You are the absolute worst airline and every time I try to give you the benefit of the doubt, you go and fuck it up again. Changing a 4:30 pm flight with an arrival 8:30 pm to a 7:10 *AM* flight with an arrival time 11:30 *PM* is absolutely fucked.

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I think my favorite part about my new(ish) job is that the person who had it before me was incompetent, so anytime I do pretty much anything people are astounded

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@TroyToGo come back when it's a mountain of chili cheese fries

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"Oh and can you guys also put that stuff in the thing" - an actual sentence my mom just said to me

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Today I learned that you can buy tiny personal air conditioners for your armpits. What a time to be alive.

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Riding next to mr rummage in a golf cart right now. Let the good times roll.

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I didn't realize when I left my house earlier that I would meet my mortal enemy tonight

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@Teahan18 you're dead to me.

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@Teahan18 dog people treat cat people like vegans treat meat eaters, which is to say they are actually the absolute worst about it

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The one thing I've learned in my 22 years of existence is that the only people who care if you're a cat or a dog person are dog people

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@MeganBeann oh Krupsy, at it again☕️(tea because it's proper and fits with the accent I'm using in my mind)

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I wish I were as happy as Perd Hapley

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Nothing says "hot young single" like getting a rug burn on your pinkie from crocheting for three hours straight 👵🏼

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These hoes ain't loyal 👯

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@Schmeld I'm with @DillyDillman and @SwolNation..... Where you at?

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@bethanydisher need I say more?