I was talking to a construction man today while smoking he said he was Good with his hands... so my dumbass says me too and we just sit there awkwardly
My wife slept in today and when I tried to wake her up she said “Come on, take a nappy nap with me.”
Like.. homie.. you haven’t even woke up for it to be a nap 😂 She’s unbelievable.
Ever since I moved in with my bf I’ve made him learn my 5 step skincare routine and do it with me, and last night I was feeling SUPER lazy and decided it was my skin cheat day, and he pokes his head in and goes “um excuse me you forgot about skincare.” Feeling betrayed yet proud.