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friend of brisket (she/her)

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everyone stop what ur doiny and watch brisket do a little flip

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fire work? uh yea,. i sure hope it does -a caveman probably

[baehisn🍉 @baehisn]

THIS MAN GENUINELY UNLOCKS A DIFFERENT SORT OF RAGE IN ME LIKE GET FISH AND CHIPS OUT MY VILLA

[jurdan but b r o @bord_balls]

MEGAN THEE STALLIONNNNNNNNNNNN

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i stg if zach didnt tell kayda his girl was removed for being racist
him walking jn single bc she was removed vs actively choosing to pick kayda is so fucking different

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@bestofthebecs bro i also have to do this are there ppl who dont 😭😭

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for her sake bc i love trinity but literally all the men suck he just sucks the least so hes getting good pr rn

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brice is shady af and i hate his reactions to problems but hes like a spineless sheep kind kf guy that takes on the opinions of those around him so when hes around the other male losers hes terrible BUT that also means mayve beiny around trinity will make him woke ?? hopefully??

[Riley Freeman @TrillaryBlinton]

Zach just walks around the villa shitting on the girls, enabling the boys bad behavior, and secretly hating Kayda. I hate him

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can sincere try to not compare women to objects (particularly food) for 2 seconds

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trinity sleeping in soul ties aww :(

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i need to find out trinity from love island date of birth after finding out shes a libra i want to share a birthday with her !!

[becca 💜 @bestofthebecs]

me to jordan’s cats rn

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crazy stare man wtf

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thank GOD kenzie is wearing sunglasses this episode but why is she doing this the one episode its raining

like every sunny day shes out here 🔵🔵 every poor soul out there and i KNOW shes burning her own retinas like we get it girl

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@MOHAAGamer shes absolutely insane and finds new things to get into every day and i have to physically remove her she doesnt react to claps or telling her to get down,,so far the only thing thag works is bubbles

[jurdan but b r o @bord_balls]

the way im considering buying a bubble gun to discipline my kitten i am out of ideas to make her behave

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real

[brooke @bliliejean]

whole plane watching the knicks game except this one dude watching Michael

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why as ab author are u naming ur protagonist simon now i gotta go through the whole book talking about simon says whats next musical chairs

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@CapMolCon24 mind u this is thriller era mj too like peak!!!

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i want a version of the girl is mine without paul mcartnet like hes not bad but michael just eats him up so bad on that song every time it cuts to his part im like :/

also the whole songs concept is jist ridicioulous in what world is a girl going to choose paul over MICHAEL

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@CapMolCon24 right?? like ok old british man or MICHAEL FUCKING JSCKSON like where is the competition