Paige 🏴‍☠️

in my hermit era

[Paige 🏴‍☠️ @bordergettingby]

I Allowed Myself to Get Emotionally Invested in Another TV Show and Now I'm Sad, Fucked Up, and Losing Sleep Just Thinking About It: A Memoir

[Paige 🏴‍☠️ @bordergettingby]

@SupriyaGanesh more like baberaham

[Paige 🏴‍☠️ @bordergettingby]

@ShawnHatosy giving the people what they want 🙏🧎‍♀️top-tier oomf behavior

[Paige 🏴‍☠️ @bordergettingby]

@ShawnHatosy ugh fine I’ll watch it again!!!

[Paige 🏴‍☠️ @bordergettingby]

lmao

[Paige 🏴‍☠️ @bordergettingby]

pre workout? you mean putting on leggings??

[Paige 🏴‍☠️ @bordergettingby]

I had several grand ambitions for 2022 and instead I’ve spent the year cross stitching scenes from ofmd

[Paige 🏴‍☠️ @bordergettingby]

happy two years to my brain chemistry being permanently altered

[Paige 🏴‍☠️ @bordergettingby]

oh god this is gonna completely ruin me

[Paige 🏴‍☠️ @bordergettingby]

met a new doctor today and naturally shared my diagnoses.
me: I have x, y, z
doc: hmm. but are you sure?
me: very
doc: right, but have they been confirmed? by an actual doctor?
me: uhh, yes. many specialists, many times.
doc [to scribe]: patient THINKS she has x, y, z

[Paige 🏴‍☠️ @bordergettingby]

something I didn’t expect about moving to colorado is that I’d become obsessed with elevation. now I’m always the person who’s like “wow, can you believe the elevation?” “oh, we’re 1000 feet higher? yeah I can tell”

[Paige 🏴‍☠️ @bordergettingby]

and if I request a personal day from work, citing grief over a death? who’s gonna know???

[Paige 🏴‍☠️ @bordergettingby]

I told myself I would never again become physically ill over a tv series finale yet here we are #AnimalKingdom

[Paige 🏴‍☠️ @bordergettingby]

today marks two years without alcohol for me, which is truly wild to think about. and I do miss it a lot actually but unfortunately my brain cannot do moderation so here we are ✌️

[andy :)) @regardingcas]

she's a ten but she won't stop talking about dean winchester

[Paige 🏴‍☠️ @bordergettingby]

@AnimalKingdom @ShawnHatosy ✋✋✋

[Paige 🏴‍☠️ @bordergettingby]

*buttons voice*

[Paige 🏴‍☠️ @bordergettingby]

@rachsyme I made this for my family over the holidays and everyone raved about it! https://t.co/HXZ8dZOcUy

[Paige 🏴‍☠️ @bordergettingby]

I do this for free

[Deuce @DeuceThomas]

Could y’all stay in the house for a whole week without stepping a foot outside for $100k?

[Paige 🏴‍☠️ @bordergettingby]

@ShawnHatosy hey, that’s better than my niece’s pronunciation of pope as “poop”

[Paige 🏴‍☠️ @bordergettingby]

I’m on the phone with my specialty pharmacy trying to refill a prescription, and the dude is not paying attention to anything I say because he’s flirting so much. I truly hate it here

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

my therapist: be kinder to yourself!

my brain: yeah be kinder to yourself you fucking idiot