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[Perpetually Exhausted @borderlinemean]

I can’t believe it’s almost 2023 and people still don’t know how to mute themselves during zoom meetings when they’re not talking

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🙃🫠

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I got called a library teacher 😌 AND a bitch today 😌 by a 12 year old 😌

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

If I were to worship a religious figure it would be Mary…. For convincing literally everybody that she did not have sex… yet another woman’s brilliance overshadowed by a man

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PT Barnum was the villain of The Greatest Showman and this is a hill I WILL die on even if it may be outdated by a few years

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Today a middle aged man was heckling a guitarist at the bar, so I mocked the heckler for wearing his hat stupid (he was, valid criticism) and he waves me off but shuts up

Few minutes later I look back and he fixed his hat

I feel powerful

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@sarahschauer Wait wait wait. What. As a newly out bisexual who’s been trying to exclusively date women, this just. What. Is that why I’ve been having such bad luck on dating apps? I’m going to pretend it is. What are the best dating apps for women looking to date women?? Pls help

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@zrodriguez13 @Merdman94 @Merdman94 is an angel and can have as high of standards as we wants

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Oh I HATE men. Currently taking applications for girlfriends hmu

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@zrodriguez13 @Merdman94 Did she suddenly come out as Bi too?

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@SheRatesDogs @yourparade Hi I hope you’re having a good day 😊

[SheRatesDogs @SheRatesDogs]

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[B.J. Novak @bjnovak]

I could live on bread alone

[Perpetually Exhausted @borderlinemean]

@ahoffmanwriter @EasilyEmmaline my favorite holiday magic was putting up our holiday decorations at the beginning of December. Something about pulling out all of our cherished ornaments and plugging in Christmas lights really felt special. The whole family helped, even the cats

[B.J. Novak @bjnovak]

My top songs were bad

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@ahoffmanwriter Okay as hard as this question is, I’m going to have to go with chocolate lava cake! Tagging my sister in case she wants to enter too! @EasilyEmmaline

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@Merdman94 😂😂😅🤷🏻‍♀️

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I hate dating apps. On my profile I put something about how I can be feisty sometimes, and this guy who I have never literally never spoken to just messaged me saying he can’t imagine me being super feisty bc I seem so chill. but like, he literally knows nothing about me??

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@SamuelMazzei Maybe, but it still didn’t sit well with me 😂🤷🏻‍♀️