Maximus

Born October '11 an lived until July '24 with me favourite people
includin an annoyin Moggy. Me account was taken over in me absence by @PattyScouse in July '24

[Maximus @borderscouse]

Getting myself all ready fur autumn as apparently it duz be sum sort uv equinox fur dis today...who knew!

[Maximus @borderscouse]

Annuver evening...annuver pub quiz...I dus despair...as you can see!

[Maximus @borderscouse]

Went to a pub quiz last night...I found the whole experience riveting and told da hoomanz that I wud help out answering any questions spoken in da language uv barking...unfortunately da quiz man didn't speak this specialist language so I gave the crowds in da pub a demonstration!

[Maximus @borderscouse]

@Bertie_the_BT We did Cragside yesterday it did be very sunny wiv lots of nice views. I did like it very much...and I was also given snacks there when de hoomanz did enjoy a wine or two in da cafe

[Maximus @borderscouse]

Am on me holidays in Norfumberland to see the origins uv da great Border Terrier. Mr Max did inform me dat the humanz don't do much sightseeing unless it duz be from inside a pub or restaurant...he wasn't wrong...but at least dey duz give me the occasional snack!

[Maximus @borderscouse]

It is wiv gweat excitement dat I duz announce dat me, Minnie de Patrerdale sister of imself Maximus az stolen iz X account! I did ave a number of months of instruction from da old BT on ow to not behave so I iz doing a terrier takeover so I can learn from his #BTPosse pals more

[Maximus @borderscouse]

Earlier today I told me humanz to share this at an appropriate time 'it duz be wiv great sadness that I Max, az ad me last walk tuday. I instructed me humanz that I wanted sum last cuddles and den they called de vetty man to me ouse so I could av me biggest sleep yet.' Later palz

[Maximus @borderscouse]

@BakodaBt Fanks pal. I az been spending me post race time finkin (an by finkin I duz mean lyin down with me eyes closed in long contemplation) about how many noms, toys an treats I can purchase ... it duz be a very exhaustin process!

[Maximus @borderscouse]

Got me 'orse sorted in da National...it wuz like it was named specially fur me!

[Maximus @borderscouse]

Been out fur breakfast today at a place called Emily's Formby. It duz be very nice and I have informed da humanz we will be returnin. @PattyScouse couldn't come with us az she duz not be fully vaciminated yet so I ad a bit of peace (an also a bit uv buttery toast) away from er.

[Maximus @borderscouse]

In a Miss Minnie update it az been a very busy Xmas. I az been avoiding da pup az she follows me round wantin to bite me gentleman bitz (which duz be a very difficult mission az I wuz 'dun' at 6 mths) owever I was just startin to warm to er when she tried to steal me brekkie!

[Maximus @borderscouse]

Erm dat duz be my favurite play toy Minnie...Wud you please leave Mr Mega Moose alone...it duz be bigger than you! *sighs loudly* I duz despair!

[Maximus @borderscouse]

Erm wot duz dis be hoomanz! I did not agree to dis! Wot do you er name is Minnie...duz dat be coz I iz Maximus? Well I suppose she can stay...as she duz be sort uv named after me...as long az yu understand she can only stay because I said so...not because you want er to! *nods*

[Maximus @borderscouse]

Last day uv me holibobs tuday so we ave made our way back home to Scouseland from Norfumberland thru da Yorkshire Dales. It duz be very pretty and I did see a fancy lookin bridge at Ribblehead followed by a waterfall and then a drive along a gated road filled with sheeps!

[Maximus @borderscouse]

Add annuver day out in Norfumberland today. We did go to a place called Lindisfarne Island where u can only visit when da water tidey fing does not be in. It duz seems a bit rude to only visit when u know sumfin is out but I did trust da hoomans to know what duz be best.

[Maximus @borderscouse]

Been to a place called Cragside it dus ave really long walks which da hoomanz did insist on taking me on even though I wus more interested in avin snacks in da cafe. I did owever find time to ave a bit uv a sit down in da formal gardens so I could rest me paws fur a bit.

[Maximus @borderscouse]

Been to a place today called Kielder Water where I did ave a boar ride in order to spot sum trees I could use to send me peemails on! Dis was den followed by the humanz usual stoppage at a local pub for small Whisky. Dis time they chose a fantastic pub called da Holly Bush Inn.

[Maximus @borderscouse]

Been out to da Glanton Show where I watched some duck herdin an terrier racin. I would ave got involved in terrier racin but for da fact dat at the age uv 11 (an a big bit) da hoomans fried Haggis an chips was much more interestin to me than chasin after a stuffed toy on a rope!

[Maximus @borderscouse]

Annuver tuff day on holibobs. Dis time the hoomanz took me on a walk to National Trust Wallington. It be really dog friendly so da hoomanz insisted I did lots of walking which was exhaustin on me paws but I particularly liked the walled garden with its flowers dat I could sniff!

[Maximus @borderscouse]

Had enuver dat out to Scottishland..nuff said...