Bored Alt Account

Here to follow the accounts I don’t want people to know I follow on my other account

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

this is the horniest day in new york city history. everyone is fucking FERAL

[Kam @PatsKam]

“do keto”
“do carnivore”
“do low fat”
“do mediterranean”
“do weight watchers”
“do low carb”
“do high protein”

LITERALLY JUST DO A CALORIE DEFICIT!

[Bored Alt Account @Bored0224]

Butt naked first thing in the morning is the true weight and you can’t convince me otherwise 🫡

[Kam @PatsKam]

A girl said if you have to take your clothes off to weigh yourself then you’re already too fat.

I will literally take a hair tie out 🤣😭

[Bored Alt Account @Bored0224]

Pretty much do

[moon⭑.ᐟ @cuteonlyvibes]

would you still tweet if you got zero likes on all your posts?

[Bored Alt Account @Bored0224]

40

[نور @Nuryare23]

WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU’RE NOT SUICIDAL BUT JUST REALLY TIRED OF BEING ALIVE ???

[Bored Alt Account @Bored0224]

Your loss 🤷‍♂️

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

I wish current Star Wars stuff didn't take so much material from a 900-episode children's cartoon I'm never going to watch.

[Bored Alt Account @Bored0224]

@horrormamaal

[amber🦋 @_bi_bitch]

GUYS, A NEW GAME CAME OUT ?! And it’s fucking James Bond!?!

[GR44 @GRCinemaTicket]

Four movies…..One Choice!!!

[Bored Alt Account @Bored0224]

I feel seen

[Kam @PatsKam]

I would LOVE to be normal, but I’ll be going to dinner with my friends and have known since the day we made plans what I’ll be eating.

[Mr. Mike @mrmikeMTL]

Those who cut out soda completely, what did you switch to?

[Bored Alt Account @Bored0224]

@horrormamaal The Monkey is perfect I will not speak on the rest of his filmography 🤐😜

[Bored Alt Account @Bored0224]

I actually enjoyed buying a new wardrobe in fact I almost broke down in tears the moment I knew I could walk into any store and they would always have a size that fit me but the loose skin and always seeing myself as big is 💯

[Kam @PatsKam]

People don’t ever want to talk about the ugly sides of weight loss.. realizing people treated you bad because you were overweight, you now have to buy an entire new wardrobe, you now have loose skin, and you’re still going to see yourself as big.

It’s not glamorous.

[Bored Alt Account @Bored0224]

Fuck yeah

[Kam @PatsKam]

Respectfully, if you've never seen 230+ Ibs on the scale, made funny your personality to hide your shame, not been able to wrap a towel around you, cried on the floor of a dressing room, & secretly eaten in your car alone..

I don’t want your weight loss advice.

[Bored Alt Account @Bored0224]

I would and I am 😎

[J @WittyEchoes]

MEN ONLY:
Would you date a girl who’s more educated and has a higher degree than you?

[Bored Alt Account @Bored0224]

Leave Her To Heaven, an ATF and 50 years ahead of its time

[Noirchick In Old Hollywood @Noirchick1]

A rare film noir in color.. with a femme fatale of incredible evil...
Remember her... and this film?

[Bored Alt Account @Bored0224]

Werner Herzog

[The Movie Professor 🎬🎥📺 @FunMovieTVFan]

You need someone to narrate your life!

Make your choice...

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

I lost 75lbs on Zepbound, and it’s true people really don’t talk about the side effects. For instance, now when I bring up a health concern, my doctor orders tests

[Bored Alt Account @Bored0224]

My mom

[moonchild💫 @moonchild23580]

Men who can cook... who taught you?

[Narwitz @SophiaNarwitz]

People’ll give fat people shit for being fat but then also turn around & give them shit when they start losing weight

She’s making healthy choices & dropping in size. She’s on a good path & can now partake in activities she previously couldn’t. She has every reason to be excited