Mhaskibabes69

All i have are bruh moments and anime tiddies

[MrsG @SonnetAndWine]

This is 24K pure gold level joke😂😂
Absolutely brilliant and hilarious! 🏆🔥

@TheBanat

[decoy dan @onmids]

guy drove me off the road today and laughed at me afterwards. whos laughing now dick head

[yasuhoomf @yasuhoomf]

what emotion is this video supposed to be portraying im crying

[Chicago Honey Bear 🟧 @ChiHoneyBear]

Permanent ruin IS real justice

She was raped FOR SEVEN HOURS. She'll be lucky to be able to pee normally let alone get pregnant or have any kind of sex in a healthy way, + the psychological damage she will have for the rest of her life.

They deserve to be just as destroyed

[Teio (Fleechi) @Fleechiru]

i need everyone to know that he’s literally the guy in red here. it’s the same fucking dude

[Sum🅱️oi 🇬🇷☦️ @Smthingedgy]

Most people don't know this but if a boomer even thinks of training a young man on the job his head will start growing and growing until it explodes.

[DygardKuroyuri (Brunette-Loving Brave Tempest) @FlywheelKnot]

Reminder that the Musou games are about 1 vs 1000.

It's not one badass versus a thousand grunts.
It's one badass versus a thousand badasses.

[eila ؛ଓ @fairyeila]

being a pillow princess is humiliating😭😭😭😭😭

“hey im not gonna get you off because i’m a selfish cunt but ill kiss you”

[HokutoNoTism (TAL) @kenshirotism]

This woman looked Vincent dead in the eye and said "Let's have baby making sex and get married", and dude had a whole existential crisis over it.

[Jo ✧ Yaoi Aficionado @Yaoi_Aficionado]

Yall ain’t seen this yet 😭😭

[snuffles🌊 @snufflessxx]

absolute banger of a chant

[Greentext Poster @GreenTextRepost]

It's joever

[WaterGape @WaterGape]

if a girl cancels plans with you text her back saying my night just freed up want to hang

[Rhoda @Symply_rhoda1]

After my mom died, I got a call from a company saying she still owed them money.

The woman on the phone said, “Since you’re her daughter, you’ll need to settle the balance.”

I was already grieving, so hearing that immediately stressed me out.

I asked her, “Did I ever borrow money from your company?”

She said no.

“Did I sign anything agreeing to take responsibility for my mom’s debt?”

Again, no.

So I told her, “Then why are you asking me to pay it?

[Ellie Robin | BLM | 🍉 🏳️‍⚧️ @strawhatellie]

Ok.

[JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia @jojo_wiki]

STEEL BALL RUN: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure OP - "SPIN" by Kroi
https://t.co/rwafAkYNj4

[Celia @CeliaBedelia]

Our youngest was tested for celiac disease yesterday. The doctor asked if autoimmune diseases run in our family.

Me: “I have lupus & Hashimoto’s. My daughter & I have celiacs. Our twins have JIA.”

German doctor, after a brief pause: “Ah. Your immune systems are very ambitious.”

[buge 🐛 @bedbugeleaf]

whatever. go, my bryanling

#ResidentEvil #bryanhodukavich

[The Meme Thief @memethi23179648]

Por favor, que exagerados, no está tan grand-