Chris Baum

Eyes closed, head first, can't lose.

[Chris Baum @boredbaum]

@GrayRohrer It really does depend on what the meaning of the word “is” is

[Julian Edelman @Edelman11]

3.28 #ToAllWhoCelebrate

[Chris Baum @boredbaum]

@JoshMBlackman Not Justice Tanenbaum's first oral argument

[Chris Baum @boredbaum]

@OrinKerr Noel Canning, sitting a few seats down from Mitch McConnell (2014)

[Chris Baum @boredbaum]

@PeterSchorschFL It is very good, I agree. Its highs are insanely high, but there are some lows.

[Chris Baum @boredbaum]

@OrinKerr Having litigated the compelled passcode issue in cases you followed I thought it was destined for SCOTUS. But now that Face ID (let alone thumbprint) is ubiquitous they totally dodged the issue. An article could written about SCOTUS dodging hard 4A tech issues by waiting, maybe

[Chris Baum @boredbaum]

@stoolsalesguy Mondre is literally our only uninjured RB

[Chris Baum @boredbaum]

@BarstoolPAT

[Chris Baum @boredbaum]

@OrinKerr As the most prolific law professor I’ve ever known, it seems quite plausible that you stole an advanced AI and brought it back to 2011. Teaching computer law while publishing four articles a year in the best journals while writing blog posts and tweeting? We knew it was sorcery

[Chris Baum @boredbaum]

@NewEnglandNarly @michaelFhurley Yeah, ideally they see it. But too many times refs blow dead actual fumbles and we’re frustrated that they didn’t just let it play out

[Chris Baum @boredbaum]

BOUTTE BOUTTE BOUTTE

[Chris Baum @boredbaum]

DRAKE. MAYE.

[Chris Baum @boredbaum]

How many games can you let Mondre lose for us challenge

[Chris Baum @boredbaum]

@jmhredsox @FeitsBarstool Magic. Thank you

[Chris Baum @boredbaum]

@jmhredsox @FeitsBarstool Totally fair

[Chris Baum @boredbaum]

@jmhredsox @FeitsBarstool That’s very helpful information; thanks. So definitely useful for me if I bring it to the mosquito zones, and not so great for the kids.

I still am entranced by the video of a guy who put a UF light on the back of a fan and a bag on the front, capturing them. Was that a lie

[Chris Baum @boredbaum]

@deepakguptalaw Is this a BIO issue or a clerk issue or a shadow-docket-distraction issue?