LL Fauntleroy

business is my fucking.

[LL Fauntleroy @boredchair]

@jimmy2timenantz Fella in the back has got some absolute clown shoes on there

[Jim “Blackout” Nantz @jimmy2timenantz]

Cart right next to the green , Shirt untucked , ya buddy you unfortunately will never get to play anything besides ur local muni #shrink

[LL Fauntleroy @boredchair]

How do deaf people know they are supposed to stay clear of the closing doors

[LL Fauntleroy @boredchair]

Helpful travel tip:
Follow highway speed limits

REMEMBER:
Going 80 in a 35 saves more time than going 80 in a 60

[LL Fauntleroy @boredchair]

Just saw one 12 year old call his friend a faggot, ig the kids are alright

[LL Fauntleroy @boredchair]

Got drunk last night (Tuesday) and woke up to find a good 15 slo-mo videos of me whipping fastballs into a throw pillow

[LL Fauntleroy @boredchair]

Now if I’m 63 here I’m thinking just stick to the play the qb called, but really you’re going to want to option around to the inside and avoid 58 down there in the corner. You know who I’d want out there in a spot like this? BRETT FAVRE

[LL Fauntleroy @boredchair]

Schedule dates for Father’s Day so you can weed out all the boring girls

[LL Fauntleroy @boredchair]

Happened to be in the twin cities in summer 2020 and now I’m in LA summer 2025, I’m just striking out on balls in the dirt here

[LL Fauntleroy @boredchair]

Taking a shit in the urinal, Will keep you guys abreast of any changes.

[LL Fauntleroy @boredchair]

@EVillageVillain Lying is a sin jp

[LL Fauntleroy @boredchair]

The intern leaving the signing meeting after sending one teams message about how to create a folder on windows and sitting on his phone the rest of the week

[LL Fauntleroy @boredchair]

Double cupping these bitches and telling everyone in office it’s my drank

[LL Fauntleroy @boredchair]

If I see you taking the elevator one floor I’m never speaking to you again

[LL Fauntleroy @boredchair]

They should make bathrooms in parking garages for those of us who were confident in our ability to hold it when we left the office, but are now sitting in our cars looking up the nearest gas station

[LL Fauntleroy @boredchair]

Huge day for the mid white chicks

[LL Fauntleroy @boredchair]

When hinge asks if I’ve met up with the girl I’ve been messaging yet

[LL Fauntleroy @boredchair]

Just heard a real, grown, person use the phrase corporate core at work and am now considering lateraling to the mines

[LL Fauntleroy @boredchair]

The libs are trying to convince me that a 6 shot latte at lunch is going to kill me even though the whole bag on Saturday didn’t.

[LL Fauntleroy @boredchair]

No man is passing me on the sidewalk. I’ll start jogging idgaf it’s not happening