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[Coinbase 🛡️ @coinbase]

Today we’re expanding our support for @HyperliquidX by becoming the platform’s official treasury deployer of USDC.

Onchain markets operate 24/7 and require collateral that is always available, instantly transferable, and deeply liquid - USDC delivers exactly that.

Alongside this, we’ve also significantly increased our position of staked HYPE.

[Beanie @beaniemaxi]

OpenSea dropping its token rn would act as a catalyst for the entire NFT sector. It will be a stimmy like the surprise Uniswap token claim which cashed everybody up enough to go bonkers and have a DeFi Summer. Which is still the wildest time in crypto ever. The timing is perfect.

[Bored Ape Yacht Club 🍌 @BoredApeYC]

The Bored Ape Yacht Club Pre-Sale begins in 3 hours!

☠️🐵⛵️

- 10,000 Bored Ape #NFTs
- NO BONDING CURVE: Every Ape .08 ETH
- Collab Art Experiment THE BATHROOM opens after the pre-sale!

https://t.co/gckiNyzjDe

[LEFTCLICKBUY @leftclickbuynft]

Meet at The Clubhouse

@BoredApeYC

[Cirrus @CirrusNFT]

The plan? We all stop depositing our ETH into defi protocols targeting 3% a year and go back to depositing our ETH into funny monkey pictures targeting 30% a day

[beeple @beeple]

return to monke

[Bored Ape Yacht Club 🍌 @BoredApeYC]

Say Bored Ape Yacht Club one more time.

[Bored Ape Yacht Club 🍌 @BoredApeYC]

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#NFT #nftcollectors

[Colb @___Colb___]

Dinosaurs went extinct when a meteor hit.

A meteor hit Cleveland and everything is still perfectly fine.

Really makes you think.

[Justin Bechler #BIP-110 @1914ad]

https://t.co/fA1UmGvKou

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

MLK if he was smoking weed: I did not have a dream

[Neet @neet_sol]

Instead of calling in sick, you should start calling in healthy.

“I'm not coming in today. I feel really good and I don't want to waste it on work”

[schmosby @schmosby_xbt]

'look i know i fumbled this cycle by not selling again and i know i missed the entire metals and semiconductors and energy trade but ive been experimenting with opencla...'

'peter im getting married'

[boredguy.eth @boredethguy]

next up if you spend $100k in a month we will airdrop you even MORE shitcoins and shitpegs

[OpenSea @opensea]

Join us March 30th for a live event.

Major updates on what we've been building and where we're headed.

The next chapter for OpenSea.

Sails up ⛵️

[Esoteric Joe💆🏼‍♂️ @esoteric_joe]

Your girlfriend isn’t real bro.

Epstein got a copy of her genome from her high school gynecologist that he bribed with 100 BTC.

She’s a Mossad clone PLANT to distract you from a historic ascension.

Cancel the sushi date tonight and LOCK THE FUCK IN.

Horse year is upon us.

[Dow @mark_dow]

Bad news for pedophiles : The Dow is now under 50k.

[kate @ummyouguys]

heavy are the balls that store the microplastics

[Buck @BuckOnTwidder]

need btc to hit one million dollars so i can afford to live the lifestyle of a middle-class 1980’s carpenter

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

[katie dey @katie_dey]

every substance has been smoked at this point . we ran out of stuff to smoke . we gotta start smoking concepts . we gotta start smoking abstract ideas