BoredFox

I can hold a cigar and look confused while staring at an ipad. I am a human tornado, it's hard to explain. He/Him

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@savvhanah I think you have to do it.

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@crumbl @clearlypapo Says open on the sign.

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I prefer to use the larger stalls in public restrooms as I like to have the option to walk around.

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Not everyone can.

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It’s weird that it is frowned upon to say “I hate my job” while at work, but people laugh and cheer when you exclaim “tgif am I right?!”

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Whenever I get a tummy ache I remember that the lord gives his toughest battles to his strongest warriors.

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“It’s five o’clock somewhere.” I say as I start on my second dozen doughnuts.

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Your discarded lunch bag from yesterday says the ‘calling is there’ for him to run for president

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WWJD= What Would Jesus Do?
DJWW= Did Jesus start World War 2?

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“Girl dinner.” He mutters to himself as he grabs another donut.

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Me, looking around for the cameras.

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The more virgin the olive oil, the less flavor.

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When you are truly cooking.

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I mean, we didn’t stop calling it twitter, why would we call it a different gulf?

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Honesty will help them get better.

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I cannot be stopped.

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Amazon is trying to sell me tear away pants and I’m sitting here like, what am I a stripper?
What kind of money do they make?
Would I be able to pull it off?

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They fly everyday! Why do eggs cost more now?