B

Friend of the town, enemy of the state

[B @boredlinguist]

Can’t find wallet or keys themed restaurant

[B @boredlinguist]

My nipples are a legal grey zone

[B @boredlinguist]

A lease on life sounds like a bad financial decision

[B @boredlinguist]

Can’t a girl commit crimes in peace ?!?!

[B @boredlinguist]

Gnosticism was just bad fan fic

[B @boredlinguist]

I too can stretch a picture of the golden ratio to fit over whatever I want

[B @boredlinguist]

Feeling like I’m no longer a priority of my loved ones.

[B @boredlinguist]

Show me one fellow autistic person who isn’t happy to see a train

[B @boredlinguist]

I’m not this mans son! - that man’s son

[B @boredlinguist]

All meet cutes involve cute meat

[B @boredlinguist]

The urge to make weird searches to further confuse my algorithms

[B @boredlinguist]

All the sad people live on memory lane

[B @boredlinguist]

Sally arrested selling sea shells by sea shore without permit

[B @boredlinguist]

But how badly do you really need unique New York?

[B @boredlinguist]

The heart holds reason hostage and wields conviction like a knife

[B @boredlinguist]

I’ve pet all sorts of things!

[B @boredlinguist]

Which of us will be remembered as philosophers and who as just sad and angry

[B @boredlinguist]

On a scale of one to demure is outrage # redcupcommunist

[B @boredlinguist]

Big brain ≠ ability to put insights into practice

[B @boredlinguist]

Just saw a blind dog with a service human

[B @boredlinguist]

Goy logic: yes im a shiksa but how dare you call me a goy