boredsilly

Most know me as a Special Olympics coach, hot sauce fanatic, InfoSec Practitioner, picker-upper of heavy stuff, or a mass consumer of inappropriate calories.

[boredsilly @boredsilly]

Note to self, "Yell in an dastardly fashion while doing the pelvic thrust."

[NancyH @NancyH_60]

🗣️ Karen! 😂 Tim Hawkins nails it again with this hilarious take! Who else is cracking up?
Tag a Karen who needs to see this (or one who’ll laugh the hardest)!

[boredsilly @boredsilly]

As a homely hooker, I approve of this message.

[Jase In America @JaseInAmerica1]

British words that are rude in America...🫣🇺🇸

[boredsilly @boredsilly]

@JaseInAmerica1 It's also considered creepy here in the US to walk up and stand next to someone at the urinal when the rest are available. Granted, if you decide to do it, you must turn your head and stair at them unblinkingly until you finish. No smiling allowed.

[boredsilly @boredsilly]

@RRR0BYN I carry a gun everywhere (legally) after a death threat from a delusional narcissist. If you've ever wondered where to shoot an attacking dog for the most impact, aim for blue if close. If they're running after something, go for red. Yellow kills but takes time/slows attack.

[Ann Vandersteel™️ @annvandersteel]

Did you know that one single flame can cool your entire refrigerator without a compressor and without electricity?

The Amish figure this out in 1922.

[boredsilly @boredsilly]

@elainesim28 For those who need the conversion, it's 303.15 Kelvin.

[Wendy Peffercorn @SandLot84]

Petition to keep the Europeans here ❤️😂

[boredsilly @boredsilly]

@kmcnam1 @uwu_underground Beware the mechanized fiber-seeking backhoe buckets of the orange reflective army, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! They answer only to the Bandersnatch. Their hunger is never satiated.

[The Facts Dude 🤙🏽 @Thefactsdude]

LISTEN: Jacob Rockwell was fined for running a red light in Pensacola, Florida.

Only thing is Jacob wasn’t in Florida, he was in Alabama.

He sounded off at a local city meeting recently and his concerns go beyond just one citation.

[Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays]

Dilbert 10 Years Ago

[boredsilly @boredsilly]

As a Scottish German mix, I support this message.

[Michael Weiss @michaeldweiss]

Was waiting for this video to drop ever since I saw the news item about Boston. Garron doesn’t disappoint.

[Based Bandita @BasedBandita]

Omg, you guys NEED to see how cool this Corvette Food Truck is. It’s definitely and absolutely unique!

But I do have to ask you guys… Would you give the Corvette Food Truck’s food a try?

[boredsilly @boredsilly]

I knew someone who visited a friend in Iceland and ate rotting whale tongue (maybe the Greenland sharks?). He said it tasted as bad as it sounds but they eat it to keep from getting sick. He said his body celebrated it instead of getting food poisoning. His story now makes sense.

[The Fourth Musketeer @IV_Musketeer]

Why ancient humans ate rotten meat on purpose?

[boredsilly @boredsilly]

@gadarmus83505 @alphafox Thanks for clarifying. I didn't realize how close they sounded alike...at least to my ears.

[boredsilly @boredsilly]

@shaunvlog_ We Americans call this a fanny pack 🙃

[boredsilly @boredsilly]

@HustleBitch_ I wonder how many meth heads are now going squatch huntin to harvest copper

[boredsilly @boredsilly]

@BrentS2 @Jason2bartlett The "mass shootings" tend to boil down to non-whites engaging in illegal-pharmaceutical-distribution-group disagreements. Yet, Whites are still blamed as the majority despite those stats being law enforcement activities. Most mass shootings happen in lowest gun ownership states.

[boredsilly @boredsilly]

@vm_mensch @DangerousThinkg Agreed. I'll drink to that!

[boredsilly @boredsilly]

@vm_mensch @DangerousThinkg I apologize if I'm misunderstanding you. Basically, I see the 13 Fatal Characteristics of Glozism and the frustrating infection of neo-marxism in the US as 2 sides of the same counterfeit coin. The Frankfurt school was only 1 ingredient in the turd pie used to undermine humanity.